Pope: Dogs Go To Heaven. UhOh

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December 12th, 2014 at 12:04:07 PM permalink
Evenbob
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The pope is breaking Church doctrine again,
making it up as he goes along. Of course
there is no difference in human and animal
life, but religion views it differently.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/12/pope-francis-dogs-can-go-to-heaven/20296955/
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
December 12th, 2014 at 1:58:11 PM permalink
aceofspades
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Quote: Evenbob
The pope is breaking Church doctrine again,
making it up as he goes along. Of course
there is no difference in human and animal
life, but religion views it differently.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/12/pope-francis-dogs-can-go-to-heaven/20296955/



What about a dog that has same-sex intercourse with another dog?
December 12th, 2014 at 2:06:45 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: aceofspades
What about a dog that has same-sex intercourse with another dog?


The pope doesn't want to discuss it, makes
his head hurt.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
December 12th, 2014 at 2:09:06 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: aceofspades
What about a dog that has same-sex intercourse with another dog?


What about leg humping?
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
December 12th, 2014 at 2:14:33 PM permalink
AZDuffman
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Who would want to go to Heaven if there were no dogs?
The President is a fink.
December 12th, 2014 at 2:16:29 PM permalink
aceofspades
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Hmmmmm are all dogs born sinful and need to be baptized as humans are?
December 12th, 2014 at 2:30:02 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: aceofspades
Hmmmmm are all dogs born sinful and need to be baptized as humans are?


Because most religions worship mans ego,
and not god, animals are here to serve us
and don't really count for anything. Dogs may
be our best friends on earth, but in heaven
that will be your uncle Harry, and the mobster
who got in because he paid for his indulgences.

It's very complicated and political. Just accept it.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
December 12th, 2014 at 2:46:42 PM permalink
Face
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He's reminding me of Obama. Forget social norms, forget sacred scripture (Bible / Constitution) just sort of do what you want.
Be bold and risk defeat, or be cautious and encourage it.
December 12th, 2014 at 4:37:55 PM permalink
FrGamble
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Pope Francis confirms cats still going to hell

Seriously, you guys have to chill. The last two popes were world class philosophers and theologians, this one is a world class pastor. This is exactly what you would say to little guy who had lost their beloved pet, I know I've said the same thing on multiple occasions to help out a little guy. He wasn't preaching about it or sitting on the throne of St. Peter when he said it.
“It is with the smallest brushes that the artist paints the most exquisitely beautiful pictures.” (
December 12th, 2014 at 4:40:50 PM permalink
Evenbob
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He's infallible, dogs go to heaven.
If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose.
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