Favorite Futurama quotations

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August 14th, 2017 at 11:33:53 AM permalink
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Dr. Zoidberg is a legendarily bad doctor.


Oh, it's made plain in the very first episode after the pilot. I don't recall the exact words, but first he addresses Fry as "young lady," then he tells him to open his other mouth.

In one of the latter seasons after the show got briefly resurrected, we learn he's a great doctor when it comes to aliens, for some reason, but hopeless with humans.
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August 17th, 2017 at 8:17:02 AM permalink
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This is one of my favorite Farnsworth moments:

Lisa: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
Professor Farnsworth: Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities! We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
Professor Frink: Yes, but how did Bender get here!?
Professor Farnsworth: With a time machine.
Lisa: But you just said that... (A machine makes a ding noise)
Professor Farnsworth: Sample's ready!
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August 22nd, 2017 at 9:40:55 PM permalink
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Lisa: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?


Technically a Simpson's crossover episode. But still a Farnsworth moment
August 23rd, 2017 at 6:32:50 AM permalink
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Technically a Simpson's crossover episode. But still a Farnsworth moment


There's a relatively new Simpson episode where Bender is in the basement of the Simpson's house. He is lifeless, and Marge has money stored in his chest.
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August 23rd, 2017 at 7:40:17 AM permalink
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Fry: [After testing the Smell-o-Scope] Just don't make me smell Uranus! [Laughs]
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: So what's it called now?
Professor Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
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August 24th, 2017 at 1:04:49 PM permalink
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Technically a Simpson's crossover episode. But still a Farnsworth moment


Actually my all time favorite is hard to describe in text. But I think you could figure out what episode it's in with just the one word he says:

Farnsworth: Quae?
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August 24th, 2017 at 6:10:08 PM permalink
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Actually my all time favorite is hard to describe in text. But I think you could figure out what episode it's in with just the one word he says:

Farnsworth: Quae?

Universe XVII

Latin "quis" is an (interrogative pronoun) what
Sample: Quid accidit? What happened?

Quae? is inflective version: What?
August 24th, 2017 at 8:23:33 PM permalink
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Universe XVII


Bravo!


Quote:
Quae? is inflective version: What?


They couldn't quite make the Latin come with an equivalent for "Wha?" :)
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August 25th, 2017 at 7:03:02 AM permalink
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BTW, the episode is called "The Farnsworth Parabox." (Yes, that's ParaBox with a B not ParaDox with a D)
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September 3rd, 2017 at 6:57:33 PM permalink
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Fry: What's this?

Yancy Fry Jr: Some stupid science contest for smart wads. NASA's gonna pick one kid's experiment to launch into space.

Fry: I can make a space experiment. I just got a new thing o' glitter!

Yancy Fry Sr: I'm not sure science is your thing, seein' how that chimp at the zoo tricked you outta your allowance.

Fry: [angry] Yeah, well, I'll show you. And Mr. Bananas.
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