Corporate thought of the day

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December 22nd, 2016 at 7:58:00 AM permalink
Nareed
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About 90% of computer related problems will recur, usually at the most inopportune time.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
December 27th, 2016 at 1:26:09 PM permalink
Nareed
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The odds that you'll have to stay late for any reason (last minute work, piled up work, boss has a last minute meeting, etc.) are inversely proportional to your need to do something after work.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
December 27th, 2016 at 2:52:53 PM permalink
Fleastiff
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Reminds me of the military man who could not leave until his desk was clear, so he just mailed his undone work to himself and had it delivered the next morning.
January 25th, 2017 at 8:15:06 AM permalink
Nareed
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If you ask for information that doesn't exist, don't be disappointed when you fail to get it. Likewise if you ask for things that don't' exist.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
February 7th, 2017 at 4:39:19 PM permalink
Nareed
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If you direct a query to the wrong area, don't blame me when you tell me to follow it up three days later and absolutely nothing has been done about it.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
February 7th, 2017 at 8:54:46 PM permalink
stinkingliberal
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Quote: Nareed
If you direct a query to the wrong area, don't blame me when you tell me to follow it up three days later and absolutely nothing has been done about it.


Your call is not important to us at all, so please remain on the line, hang up, or drop dead; we couldn't care less. Just pay your damn bill and stop it with all the stupid questions.
February 9th, 2017 at 7:19:15 AM permalink
Nareed
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It's not funny when the accounting software asks "are you sure you want to delete this item?" when you hit the "save item" button.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
February 9th, 2017 at 11:47:18 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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Quote: Nareed
It's not funny when the accounting software asks "are you sure you want to delete this item?" when you hit the "save item" button.
The funny part was when the accounting department authorized the check to the computer consultant.
February 10th, 2017 at 9:48:12 PM permalink
Nareed
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The time to state your preference of pizza is when I'm placing the order, not when we're in the break room eating it.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
February 18th, 2017 at 10:03:12 AM permalink
Nareed
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I have the habit of giving truthful names to some assignments, which reflect on the labels I use on file folders in the server. Things like "PWOT" (Pointless Waste Of Time), "ROOM101," "BLUESCREEN," etc. No one ever follows along, except for the last one.

There are files which are needed only for a short time, and once you use them you delete them. I re-labeled that folder from "TRASH" to "TRUMP."
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
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