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October 17th, 2020 at 9:19:25 AM permalink
Gandler
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Quote: quadriga
Trump says at a rally maybe he'll "have to leave the country" if he loses.

IRS says: "Oh no, we'd lose $750.00 every year."


He is already long gone from this country (as far as his interests and loyalties).
October 28th, 2020 at 7:35:14 AM permalink
quadriga
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Homestretch until election day, Trump is jet-setting with rallies while Biden is calling lids.

Biden is such a pussy with his lidding, Trump wants to GRAB him from the lead
October 28th, 2020 at 11:32:49 AM permalink
rxwine
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Homestretch until election day, Trump is jet-setting with rallies while Biden is calling lids.

Sleepy Joe is such a pussy with his lidding, Trump wants to GRAB him from the lead


Never heard that jargon. Must be derived from the phrase “put a lid on it.”
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
November 8th, 2020 at 7:11:15 AM permalink
quadriga
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Melania walks into Trump's bedroom with a dog. She says," Look at this pig I've been f cking. He's sore and he's losing it."

Trump answers, "That's not a pig, that's a dog!"

Melania says," I was talking to the dog."
November 9th, 2020 at 8:37:15 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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In this country the loser crosses the room and shakes hands, he doesn't leave town or have to send family members. Someone should tell PPutin about this.
January 1st, 2021 at 10:44:59 PM permalink
quadriga
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Trump is refusing to concede that he lost the election.

Trump's being like a dick: His closest followers are nuts and he regularly takes a beating from the hand of court challenges.
January 3rd, 2021 at 8:18:43 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump has threatened not to leave the White House on Inauguration Day.

Trump looks like even if the grim reaper came for him at the White House, he would say: Take the black or the brown guy instead.
January 3rd, 2021 at 5:28:56 PM permalink
rxwine
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A Republican source confirmed to the Washington Examiner that the Devin Nunes will receive the nation's highest civilian honor on Monday.


I thought it might be a joke, but apparently it's not. Trump's giving him the Medal of Freedom tomorrow.
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
January 7th, 2021 at 7:14:07 AM permalink
quadriga
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Trump told his Capitol bangers to "go home, you're so special, I love you.."

When my ex told me that I knew we were gonna keep banging for another year.
January 9th, 2021 at 7:36:29 AM permalink
quadriga
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Mike Pence is reportedly opposing calls to invoke the 25th amendment to oust Trump. This after Trump threw him under the bus.

Trump looks like he's walked up to multiple women and grabbed a mike-pence.
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