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| March 6th, 2017 at 11:54:59 AM permalink | |
| terapined Member since: Aug 6, 2014 Threads: 73 Posts: 11791 | Where are my daily Trump tweets Looking for a laugh today WTF is going on Cmon Trump, tweet something absurd You can do it Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World" |
| March 6th, 2017 at 9:42:18 PM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18756 | What's the difference between Carrot Top and Donald Trump? Carrot Top has a better physique, better hair, better act, is more rational and actually knows when he is being ridiculous. You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
| March 7th, 2017 at 6:03:29 AM permalink | |
| terapined Member since: Aug 6, 2014 Threads: 73 Posts: 11791 | North Korea fires four missiles into the sea off of Japan, will next declare Obama wiretapped them too if they still aren't getting attention Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World" |
| March 9th, 2017 at 6:35:39 AM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | This latest remake of "The Manchurian Candidate" is awful. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| March 9th, 2017 at 6:40:03 AM permalink | |
| ams288 Member since: Apr 21, 2016 Threads: 29 Posts: 12508 |
The Manch-URINE Candidate “A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman |
| March 9th, 2017 at 7:29:52 AM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 |
That explains a lot. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| March 17th, 2017 at 7:48:51 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | One day in English class, the teacher asks her students to use the word "tragedy" in a sentence. Sam says "If I were to lose my cell phone, that would be a tragedy." "No, Sam," the teacher replies. "That would be loss." Kelly volunteers, "If I were to fall and break my leg, that would be a tragedy." "No, Kelly," the teacher replies. "That would be misfortune." Tony then says "If Trump were to die, that would be a tragedy." "Very good, Tony. That would be a tragedy. Now, can you explain to the class how you figured it out?" "What else?" says Tony "It wouldn't be loss or misfortune." Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| March 23rd, 2017 at 7:44:34 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Q: What number is greater than infinity? A: The number of lies told by Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| May 16th, 2017 at 9:01:22 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Q: How do you define gross incompetence? A: 144 Donald Trumps. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| May 17th, 2017 at 11:01:26 AM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Is there Twitter in prison? Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |