Trump jokes

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March 6th, 2017 at 11:54:59 AM permalink
terapined
Member since: Aug 6, 2014
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Where are my daily Trump tweets
Looking for a laugh today
WTF is going on
Cmon Trump, tweet something absurd
You can do it
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World"
March 6th, 2017 at 9:42:18 PM permalink
rxwine
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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What's the difference between Carrot Top and Donald Trump?

Carrot Top has a better physique, better hair, better act, is more rational and actually knows when he is being ridiculous.
No one has ever proven I am not God.
March 7th, 2017 at 6:03:29 AM permalink
terapined
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North Korea fires four missiles into the sea off of Japan,
will next declare Obama wiretapped them too if they still aren't getting attention
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World"
March 9th, 2017 at 6:35:39 AM permalink
Nareed
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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This latest remake of "The Manchurian Candidate" is awful.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
March 9th, 2017 at 6:40:03 AM permalink
ams288
Member since: Apr 21, 2016
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Quote: Nareed
This latest remake of "The Manchurian Candidate" is awful.


The Manch-URINE Candidate
In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion
March 9th, 2017 at 7:29:52 AM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: ams288
The Manch-URINE Candidate


That explains a lot.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
March 17th, 2017 at 7:48:51 PM permalink
Nareed
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One day in English class, the teacher asks her students to use the word "tragedy" in a sentence.

Sam says "If I were to lose my cell phone, that would be a tragedy."

"No, Sam," the teacher replies. "That would be loss."

Kelly volunteers, "If I were to fall and break my leg, that would be a tragedy."

"No, Kelly," the teacher replies. "That would be misfortune."

Tony then says "If Trump were to die, that would be a tragedy."

"Very good, Tony. That would be a tragedy. Now, can you explain to the class how you figured it out?"

"What else?" says Tony "It wouldn't be loss or misfortune."
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
March 23rd, 2017 at 7:44:34 PM permalink
Nareed
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Q: What number is greater than infinity?
A: The number of lies told by Donald Trump.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
May 16th, 2017 at 9:01:22 PM permalink
Nareed
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Q: How do you define gross incompetence?
A: 144 Donald Trumps.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
May 17th, 2017 at 11:01:26 AM permalink
Nareed
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Is there Twitter in prison?
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
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