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March 9th, 2017 at 7:29:52 AM permalink
Nareed
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The Manch-URINE Candidate


That explains a lot.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
March 17th, 2017 at 7:48:51 PM permalink
Nareed
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One day in English class, the teacher asks her students to use the word "tragedy" in a sentence.

Sam says "If I were to lose my cell phone, that would be a tragedy."

"No, Sam," the teacher replies. "That would be loss."

Kelly volunteers, "If I were to fall and break my leg, that would be a tragedy."

"No, Kelly," the teacher replies. "That would be misfortune."

Tony then says "If Trump were to die, that would be a tragedy."

"Very good, Tony. That would be a tragedy. Now, can you explain to the class how you figured it out?"

"What else?" says Tony "It wouldn't be loss or misfortune."
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
March 23rd, 2017 at 7:44:34 PM permalink
Nareed
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Q: What number is greater than infinity?
A: The number of lies told by Donald Trump.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
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