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Dumb Joke of the Day
| August 7th, 2018 at 12:52:43 AM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 | Q: Why can't you trust atoms. A: Because they make up everything. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
| August 7th, 2018 at 11:04:24 AM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 | What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin PI.. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
| August 7th, 2018 at 11:16:54 AM permalink | |
| Wizard Administrator Member since: Oct 23, 2012 Threads: 239 Posts: 6095 | A photon checks into a hotel. The receptionist asks if he needs any help with luggage. The photon replies, "No thanks; I'm travelling light." Knowledge is Good -- Emil Faber |
| August 7th, 2018 at 11:23:57 AM permalink | |
| AZDuffman Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 135 Posts: 18209 |
What's faster than the speed of light? Speed of Dark. No matter where light goes, dark got there first. The President is a fink. |
| August 7th, 2018 at 1:32:01 PM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 | How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
| August 7th, 2018 at 1:52:38 PM permalink | |
| odiousgambit Member since: Oct 28, 2012 Threads: 154 Posts: 5104 | let's stick with once a day I'm Still Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [it's an old guy chant for me] |
| August 7th, 2018 at 1:56:36 PM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 |
I can handle more than once a day. It's tough, but I can do it.. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |
| August 7th, 2018 at 2:07:02 PM permalink | |
| AZDuffman Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 135 Posts: 18209 |
That's what she said. The President is a fink. |
| August 8th, 2018 at 6:50:14 PM permalink | |
| Evenbob Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 146 Posts: 25011 | What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. If you take a risk, you may lose. If you never take a risk, you will always lose. |