Rush Limbaugh Has Lung Cancer

Quote: rxwine

You have to be raking in some real retirement income to not be sucked dry by nursing home care.

"With the average annual costs of nursing home care being between $89,297 – $100,375"

It wasn't bad when they had an
assisted living apartment. When
they moved to a full time care
facility their money disappeared
at an alarming rate. For years
they were always updating their
will's, now they're worthless.

Quote: AZDuffman

I get that bad I want to be shot.

I wish I knew someone who would do that for me, for a fee of course.

Quote: Evenbob

It wasn't bad when they had an
assisted living apartment. When
they moved to a full time care
facility their money disappeared
at an alarming rate. For years
they were always updating their
will's, now they're worthless.

My dad told me about his grandmother’s sister. Said she had huge money then went into care. Everything was a charge and she got abused to boot. Said she was just months from state care when she went.

Shoot me before I get bad and give my money to the dog shelter.

Quote: AZDuffman

My dad told me about his grandmother’s sister. Said she had huge money then went into care. .

My father in law started playing
the will game when he turned 80.
Left it all to his youngest who had
been the most help to them. Left
out the other 4 entirely. Lots of
ill will and gnashing of teeth. Of
course I told my wife they better
die soon or there will be nothing
for anybody. 15 years later they're
both flat broke. Luckily they got
grandfathered in and the care facility
takes all their monthly income
from SS and pension. The youngest
thought she was getting half
a million, now gets diddly.

Quote: Evenbob

My father in law started playing
the will game when he turned 80.
Left it all to his youngest who had
been the most help to them. Left
out the other 4 entirely. Lots of
ill will and gnashing of teeth.

I think it is foolish to tell anyone what they are going to get. Let it be a surprise for them when you are dead. You will never have to listen to anyone bitch about it and you can change it anytime you want without them knowing.

Quote: DRich

I think it is foolish to tell anyone what they are going to get. .

It's a power play, seen it before.
A rich woman I knew worth almost
20 mil was always rewriting her
will, putting people in, leaving
people out. And telling everybody
about it.

Bob is getting older and his kids decided to put him in an assisted living facility.

Bob at first was reluctant to go there. Bob's wife had died several years earlier but when his children showed him around the place he found out that there were ten women for every man living there. Since Bob had married young in life and didn't really get a chance to sow his wild oats when younger, he decided to give the place a go and see if he could catch up on some fun times with the ladies there.

On his first day a the home he met Sally, a pleasant older woman that informed Bob that on Wednesday Nights it was movie night for the residents. She asked Bob if he would go with her to the the movie that week. Bob told Sally that he would go with her but only if she held his penis during the film.

Sally thought about this for a bit and decided - what the heck, she could do that, as she really wanted a date for Wednesday Movie night.

Everything went well with the date and the next Tuesday Sally asked Bob if he would take her to the movie again this week but Bob said he was sorry he could not because he was going to the Wednesday Night movie with another resident Jane.

Sally was a bit miffed that Bob already had found someone else and asked Bob, "So whats Jane got that I haven't got".

To which Bob replied: "Parkinsons".

From how Rush sounded today, I give
him 3-4 more weeks. He might do a
couple shows a week, or not. He was
trying to sound like his old self but
his voice was like he had a cold
and he was sniffling a lot. It had
to exhaust him to try and stay
enthusiastic for 3 hours.

Quote: Evenbob

From how Rush sounded today, I give
him 3-4 more weeks. He might do a
couple shows a week, or not. He was
trying to sound like his old self but
his voice was like he had a cold
and he was sniffling a lot. It had
to exhaust him to try and stay
enthusiastic for 3 hours.

That might have been the radiation. I think he came back early to tell the awesome story of how Trump invited him to SOTU.

But who knows.

Quote: Evenbob

From how Rush sounded today, I give
him 3-4 more weeks.

Fingers crossed!