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June 29th, 2013 at 12:01:59 PM permalink
Nareed
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And here it is:

Rectoraphiliosis: A physiological condition afflicting mostly politicians, in which the anus becomes dislocated and settles in the mouth.

Bonus: the name I chose for the (joking) condition is a bit of a pun.
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June 29th, 2013 at 12:11:06 PM permalink
JB
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It sounds a lot like anal-cranial inversion syndrome (ACIS).
June 29th, 2013 at 11:10:40 PM permalink
1nickelmiracle
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If their rectum was dislocated, it makes no sense for it to lodge in the mouth and the name is all wrong.
July 1st, 2013 at 8:13:38 AM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: 1nickelmiracle
If their rectum was dislocated, it makes no sense for it to lodge in the mouth


It makes perfect sense. That's what's at the other end of the system.

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and the name is all wrong.


I don't see why.


There's another version to try, much less scatological: neuro-oral disfunction; a condition, afflicting mostly politicians, in which the brain stops working when the person afflicted opens his or her mouth.

But that's a take on Douglas Adams' "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
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