Young Axl Rose showing up in 2022! :D
August 9th, 2022 at 8:26:51 AM permalink | |
Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 604 | This is a Fan Fiction I came up with.. :D 25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe "Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement. Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike." Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos. The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older." Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left. Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
August 9th, 2022 at 3:53:36 PM permalink | |
rquiredusername Member since: Jan 25, 2022 Threads: 0 Posts: 343 | What the blazes. |
August 9th, 2022 at 4:58:51 PM permalink | |
missedhervee Member since: Apr 23, 2021 Threads: 96 Posts: 3099 | Tasha had a brain fart. |
August 9th, 2022 at 5:16:55 PM permalink | |
terapined Member since: Aug 6, 2014 Threads: 73 Posts: 11791 | They do a real good live version of Bob Dylans Knocking on Heavens door. Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World" |
August 9th, 2022 at 6:08:50 PM permalink | |
ams288 Member since: Apr 21, 2016 Threads: 29 Posts: 12527 | Petition to ban Nathan from creating new threads (again) “A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman |
August 9th, 2022 at 7:03:16 PM permalink | |
Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 604 | Guys, this is just a Fan Fiction I came up with for fun... Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
August 10th, 2022 at 10:58:55 AM permalink | |
Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 604 | Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in 2016. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. "Axl took out his ID and covered his name. The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left. Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson. He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |
August 10th, 2022 at 12:30:50 PM permalink | |
SOOPOO Member since: Feb 19, 2014 Threads: 22 Posts: 4175 |
How about just petition to ban Nathan? |
August 10th, 2022 at 2:13:12 PM permalink | |
DRich Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 51 Posts: 4966 |
Nathan has been behaving. I don't care if she posts drivel like this thread. At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a detrrent. |
August 10th, 2022 at 3:43:47 PM permalink | |
Riverjordan Member since: Mar 21, 2022 Threads: 23 Posts: 604 | Nevermind. Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts. |