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Axl went to Timothy's office, nervously. Axl wanted to be the sole person in trouble and went alone to prevent Cake Cream being labeled Accomplices for whatever bad thing or things Timothy has called him about. Once again, he didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble.

Timothy sternly said,"Hi, Mr. Rose. Have a seat. He gestured to a desk chair.

Axl sat down.

Timothy said,"Mr. Rose, you signed legally binding documents under a false name. We could have you and Cake Cream indicted for Fraud.

Axl lowered his head. Please don't indict Cake Cream for Fraud. They didn't even know I was Axl Rose at the time we signed those legally binding documents. I didn't tell them that I was really Axl Rose back then. They really thought I was Michael Randall Johnson at the time. They are innocent in this whole mess. "Axl had a look of complete guilt on his face.

Timothy softened. You know what? I'll give you guys another chance. Why don't you choose a Cake Cream Member and have them come in and sign the Documents again today, this time with your real name? "

Axl chose to call Billy. When Billy answered, Axl said,"Billy, I made a major bad decision by signing my name as Michael Randall Johnson on the legally binding documents for Cake Cream. Timothy from Claven Records says he will give us another chance if we sign the Documents again but I sign my real name.

Billy said,"So, you're at Claven Records? I thought you said you were going to go to the Park," Billy said knowingly.

"Yes, I'm at Claven Records. Please grab all of the other Cake Cream Members and all of you come to Claven Records," Axl pleaded desperately.

Billy responded,"We'll all be right there," Billy promised. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Billy and was welcomed. Axl and he chatted for a few more seconds and then said goodbye and Axl hung up. He told Timothy that Cake Cream was coming over soon. Timothy responded,"Okay."

Literally about two minutes later, there was a knock on Timothy's door and Billy was on the other side. Timothy opened the door and all of Cake Cream was in front of the door.

Axl was stunned. How did Cake Cream come so fast? Cake Cream said they were already in the building when Axl called Billy as they tracked Axl's location using Axl's phone but didn't know which room he was in until Axl said Timothy. Cake Cream was allowed in.

Axl wondered how he forgot that Cake Cream could trace his Location using his cellphone.

Timothy made New copies of the Documents and explained the situation and said that all Cake Cream and Axl had to do was sign the Documents again this time with Axl's real name. Axl said,"I'm going to sign the Documents Axl Rose this time. Billy said "Your Legal name is W. Axl Rose. You'd be wiser to sign them W. Axl Rose, not Axl Rose," Axl responded,"Good thinking, Billy!" Billy smiled. Axl signed the Documents W. Axl Rose this time and all of Cake Cream signed the Documents again too. Timothy said,"Problem solved," with a smile. All of Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy for the second chance and was welcomed. Cake Cream and Axl went back home.

At home, Timothy called Axl's Cellphone. He suggested that Cake Cream record an official Debut Album. Axl told Cake Cream this and they were all up to it.

The next day, Axl wrote 10 songs for Cake Cream and Mike sang the songs while James played Guitar, Jimmy played Bass, Andy the Keyboard, and Billy played Drums. It sounded good and Axl suggested the Debut Album be titled something that is related to Cake and Cream and be catchy. He asked,"How about,"All the Sweet Filling?" Cake Cream loved this and Axl suggested the album cover be a huge three layered cake with lots of filling and frosting with a black background. Cake Cream loved this and made the Debut Album with Axl's suggestions and gave it to Claven Records.

Claven Records execs loved All The Sweet Filling and offered them a 20 Million deal plus Royalties to sell it to them. Axl and Cake Cream decided they wanted to take the deal and agreed. Cake Cream and Axl read and signed legally binding Documents (Axl signing W. Axl Rose again learning his lesson and the 20 Million plus Royalties was given. Cake Cream and Axl were happy with the deal.

Claven Records put All The Sweet Filling on Itunes and it shot to number 1 quickly. Fans loved All The Sweet Filling.

Axl and Cake Cream were ecstatic that All The Sweet Filling was a huge hit. Cake Cream were seriously becoming huge stars.

The next day, Axl went alone to a store and decided to buy each Cake Cream Member a gift. The Cashier smirked knowingly at the gifts Axl bought and Axl blushed shyly. He bought some wrapping paper and wrapped the gifts. When he got home, he gave each of Cake Cream the wrapped gifts.

Billy asked,"Are these Cologne?" Cake Cream also wondered if these were Colognes.

Axl responded with a wink,"Open them and you will see what it is."

They all opened the gifts and the gifts were Trojan Condoms. Axl said,"You're becoming huge Rockstars. You're going to have lots of Female Fans throwing themselves at you. The Temptation for sex with your Female Fans is going to be huge, so you're going to need these to protect you from STD's and becoming Fathers.

Andy blushed. Axl asked,"Andy, are you a Virgin?"

Andy responded,"I'm not a Virgin, but I'm not interested in my Female Fans throwing themselves at me. I'm interested in Male Fans." He blushed even more. Cake Cream affirmed that Andy liked Male Fans, not Female Fans.

Axl said, "Andy, you won't have to worry about becoming a Father, but you're still going to need these to protect yourself from STD'S. You'll need to protect yourself even if you're only interested in Male Fans." Andy smiled shyly.

Cake Cream thanked him for the gifts and he welcomed them. Axl went back to the store and bought lubricants and spermicides too and gave Cake Cream these gifts too and Cake Cream thanked him and he welcomed them.

Guys, please don't have sex with Underaged Fans. No matter how hot they are or how willing they are to have sex with you, just don't do it. Jail time and a sex offender record just isn't worth it. Axl told them.

Cake Cream decided to heed Axl's advice. They watched the News and Brian Washington after finding out that Cake Cream signed a 20 Million plus Royalties deal claimed he was suing Cake Cream for not stopping Axl from breaking his Camera and punching him in the face.

"Seriously?" Axl said exasperated. "Thank God I had him sign the Contract stating he is never allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000" Axl said, grateful for his foresight.

Brian had bragged on Social Media about getting paid $200,000 by Axl. The News Anchor asked him if he signed any paperwork to get that $200,000. Brian admitted he signed a Contract that claimed he was never to ask Cake Cream for money. The News Anchor told him he didn't have a Case since he signed a Contract. Brian looked defeated.

Cake Cream thanked Axl for protecting them from ever getting sued by Brian . He welcomed them.

"Some People will do anything for money," Axl said looking disappointed and disgusted.

Andy gave Cake Cream a guilty look, remembering the fact that he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000($1,000 cut for each Cake Cream Member). Andy felt remorseful about trying to sell out Axl. Cake Cream acknowledged his guilty and remorseful conscience.

Andy spoke to Billy in private.

Andy said,"Billy, I feel guilty and remorseful about suggesting we sell out Axl for $5,000. Please don't tell Axl what I suggested we do."

Billy responded,"You really shocked us when you suggested we sell out Axl for $5,000. But you quickly learned your lesson. We're not going to tell Axl about what you planned to do. It was an impulsive moment of weakness that you feel awful about. On top of that, he not only protected himself from being sued by Brian ever again, he protected us from ever being sued by Brian. Brian would have sued us if Axl didn't create that Contract that protected us from being sued by Brian. Axl's a true Friend."

Andy smiled. They went back to the living room. Axl gave all of Cake Cream another valuable piece of advice.

"Make sure you get deals in writing. Writing is more valuable than verbal agreements. Had I had accepted just a verbal promise from Brian that he wouldn't ever ask you guys for money, you guys would have been sued by him. Also understand what you are signing.

Cake Cream heeded Axl's advice again.

Axl booked them for an impromptu Show at the local Marriott for the next day. Tickets were $25.

Isn't that a little low? As in REALLY low? Cake Cream asked concerned.

Axl said, " You want your tickets to be low to get more People to see you. At $25 a pop, MOST People can afford that. And besides, you guys are new in the Music Industry. People want to see what you are about, especially live, so you want to start REALLY low. At $25 a pop if you get 300 People to see you, that's $7,500 right there.

That's way more than the $500 total you guys got to open for that Guns N'Roses show the other day and more than the $100 total you got at the bar set you guys did too.$300 tickets is when you are say The Rolling Stones. Are any of you a Rolling Stone? Are any of you named Mick Jagger? Axl questioned light heartedly. They all shook their heads. Then $25 it is.

They agreed and Axl had them practice their set. They were really good. Axl was proud. He went to a Gun Range and bought 6 Bullet proof vests. And he went to a motorcycle store and bought 6 motorcycle helmets. He went back home and gave them the bullet proof vests and the motorcycle helmets. Cake Cream was confused.

Axl responded,"You guys are becoming big stars. You need protection in case they are any gunshots or items thrown. The bulletproof vests will protect your body, the motorcycle helmets will protect your head. Duff got hit in the head with a glass bottle at one of our shows and he had to be rushed to the hospital. I'll be damned if I let that happen to any of you guys." They trusted Axl and tried them on. They fit okay.

They did more practice and Axl thought Security would need protection too. He hired Security and bought them bulletproof vests and motorcycle Helmets too. He painted "Cake Cream," on all of the helmets.

The next day, they all including Security showed up at the Marriott and were wearing the bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. 900 Fans showed up to see Cake Cream! Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic. They did a great show and Fans loved their motorcycle helmets and pointed out no other Music Bands wore motorcycle helmets. Axl was proud of Cake Cream.

After the show, there was tremendous applause and all of Cake Cream took a bow. The show was over and it was time to collect the money. Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic that they made over $22,000 on one show. The Security Guards got paid, People who helped make the show possible were paid and Cake Cream and Axl got paid. They decided to go to an Upscale Restaurant to celebrate their first big gig.

They went to Morton's The Steakhouse and had Waygu Ribeye steak, Lobster, and fries. They had chocolate brownie and ice cream. They had Champagne and Axl made a Toast to Cake Cream and they toasted him back. They had a great meal and paid and left and went home.

At home, they bathed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they went on the internet and saw glowing reviews of their Marriott Show. They were ecstatic. They were huge stars! Claven Records called Axl and told Axl they wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today!

Axl protested this, pointing out that they had JUST released their Debut Album a couple of days ago and a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album. Claven Records continued to push they wanted a Sophomore Album from Cake Cream today! Axl felt pressured and disturbed that Claven Records wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today.

He told Claven Records to hold on and they did. Axl asked Cake Cream if they were up to making a Sophomore Album today.

Cake Cream all said," Hell no."

Billy said, "We just did our Debut Album a couple of days ago. And just played a show yesterday. We don't want to do a Sophomore Album today."

All of Cake Cream agreed.

Axl said,"That's what I was thinking." He told Claven Records,"No can do." Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today. Axl got really upset and said,"Cake Cream is TIRED. They just did their Debut Album a couple of days ago and did a show yesterday. They are TIRED."

Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today.

Axl relented and said,"Okay, fine, you win. We'll have the Sophomore Album today."

Claven Records were satisfied and said they looked forward to the Sophomore Album today.

Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records is pushing the Sophomore Album today.

Cake Cream protested this. Axl had a plan and told them it. He was going to ask Current Guns N'Roses to make the Sophomore Album today and have them act like Cake Cream did it. Cake Cream pointed out that this was risky and hoped it work. Axl hoped it would work too.

Axl called Older Axl, Older Duff, and Older Slash and begged them all to come to Billy's house and make the Sophomore Album for Cake Cream as Claven Records was breathing down their necks for the Sophomore Album today.

Current Guns N'Roses pointed out that a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album, not a couple of days after. Axl admitted he thought the same thing but pointed out Claven Records was really pushing that Sophomore Album today.

Current Guns N'Roses could see how desperate Axl was and decided to come over and impersonate Cake Cream for Younger Axl.

Axl thanked them. He was welcomed.

In about an hour, Current Guns N'Roses came to Billy's house to help out Cake Cream and Axl.

Both Axls were happy to see each other again and Older Axl said wryly, "If anyone else asked us to do what you did, we would have said no. You are so lucky we care about you guys so much. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl wrote 10 songs again and Older Axl sang lead trying to imitate Mike's singing, Melissa and Dizzy played the Keyboards, Duff, Richard, Slash played guitars, Frank played Drums. They sounded good.

The Current Guns N'Roses pretending to be Cake Cream finished the Sophomore Album and Cake Cream and Axl were grateful. They were thanked. They all chatted for a bit and Current Guns N'Roses left. Cake Cream went to Claven Records and gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records. Claven Records were satisfied and thanked them for the Sophomore Album. They welcomed them.

Cake Cream and Axl were offered 30 million plus Royalties for the Sophomore Album. Cake Cream and Axl accepted the deal and more paperwork was read, understood and signed. They went back home grateful Current Guns N'Roses did the Sophomore Album for them.

Claven Records put the Sophomore Album on ITunes called," Tasty Cake," and Axl had suggested a picture of someone eating Cake and smiling.

Tasty Cake went to Number One again, but this time, Fans were raising their eyebrows commenting that although Tasty Cake sounded good, Tasty Cake sounded off like it was a Band pretending to be Cake Cream instead of Cake Cream themselves. Fans were wondering if there was a Cake Cream Cover Band who made Tasty Cake and put Cake Cream name on it. Axl and Cake Cream stared at each other uneasily knowing exactly what had happened.

The Fans also pointed out how weird it was that Cake Cream's Sophomore Album was released just a few days after their Debut Album, which was virtually unheard of.

Claven Records in an Interview also admitted that they demanded Cake Cream make a Sophomore Album that day Axl had protested making a Sophomore Album just days after Cake Cream's Debut Album and kept fighting hard against it. And then suddenly relented and gave in and gave Tasty Cake to them. Claven Records were asked if they thought Tasty Cake was done by a Cake Cream Cover Band and Claven Records admitted Tasty Cake did seem off.

Fans said they wanted Cake Cream to preform Tasty Cake live to see if they really were the ones who made Tasty Cake.

Cake Cream and Axl once again looked at each other nervously. They were in deep with this.

Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked,"Did Cake Cream record Tasty Cake?" Axl responded,"I wrote the 10 songs on Tasty Cake. Cake Cream were there when Tasty Cake was recorded.

Claven Records said,"You said they were there when it was recorded, but you didn't say they recorded it."

Axl's face had a look of troubled turmoil. "Can't you guys just drop it? I told you guys Cake Cream didn't want to do a Sophomore Album just days after their Debut Album. But you guys kept pushing us to make the Sophomore Album that day, so we took desperate measures to satisfy you guys."

Claven Records replied,"So, a Cover Band DID record Cake Cream!"

Axl responded,"I plead the fifth Amendment,".

Claven Records and Axl had terse conversations but Axl wouldn't outright admit that Tasty Cake was released by a Cover Band. They both said goodbye and hung up.

Axl filled in Cake Cream about Claven Records phone call. Cake Cream asked if they were in trouble. Axl responded,"Hopefully not. I didn't outright admit that you guys didn't record Tasty Cake. I don't like ratting out my Friends."

Cake Cream thanked Axl for being their Friend. He welcomed them.

Fans wondered exactly who recorded Tasty Cake. On Social Media, Fans already released a Meme called,"That awkward moment when you pass off Tasty Cake album as your own."

Tasty Cake was receiving a lot of backlash. Fans were saying stuff like,"Cake Cream, just tell the truth about Tasty Cake."

Cake Cream and Axl felt uncomfortable. They were really deep in this. Claven Records called them Axl again and were like, "We have received multiple complaints about Tasty Cake. We're going to have to pull Tasty Cake off of Itunes and Cake Cream and you can kiss future Royalties goodbye unless you guys tell the real truth about Tasty Cake. Axl told Claven Records to hold on and they did.

Axl told Cake Cream the situation and asked them if they were ready to tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that they were deep in this and admitted they should tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Axl asked Claven Records if they all could speak tomorrow. Claven Records said okay.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl went to Claven Records and admitted that Tasty Cake was done by a Cover Band.

Claven Records asked,"Why did you guys use a Cover Band? Why not record Tasty Cake yourselves?"

Axl and Cake Cream pointed out they were desperate to release the Sophomore Album since Claven Records was pushing the Sophomore Album hard and they had just released their Debut Album and did a show at the Marriott and didn't actually want to record Tasty Cake then.

Claven Records asked,"Who actually recorded Tasty Cake?"

Cake Cream and Axl reluctantly admitted that Current Guns N'Roses actually recorded Tasty Cake.

Claven Records said,"We already had a feeling Tasty Cake wasn't actually recorded by you guys. Interesting that you guys got Current Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you. Tasty Cake sounded off. Claven Records asked Cake Cream if they could record Tasty Cake, this time of day for real. They agreed. They chatted with Claven Records, and then went home.

Cake Cream recorded Tasty Cake for real and named the Album Tasty Cake Reloaded They gave Claven Records Tasty Cake Reloaded and Claven Records loved it. It was a really good Album and this time it was Cake Cream for real.

Cake Cream and Axl asked if they could get Royalties for Reloaded. Claven Records were like,"You guys are already getting Royalties for Tasty Cake. You did scam the general public and us by getting Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you guys. We don't know."

Cake Cream and Axl pointed out that they did deserve Royalties for actually recording Tasty Cake Reloaded.

Claven Records were thinking. Finally they came up with a solution. They asked Cake Cream and Axl if they could get Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records and get them to confess that they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake and Current Guns N'Roses could get the Royalties for Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl agreed that this made sense.

Axl called Older Axl and explained the situation and Older Axl answered,"You want us to go to Claven Records and admit we are the real People who recorded Tasty Cake?"

Axl responded,"Please? You guys will get Royalties and Fans of us will love it."

Older Axl wryly responded, "I'm already worth almost 200 million. I don't need Royalties."

Axl responded,"The rest of Current Guns N'Roses would love the Royalties."

Older Axl admitted that Axl had good points and he agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to go to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow and admit they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake.

Axl was grateful and thanked Older Axl. Older Axl welcomed him. Older Axl and Axl chatted for a little while and then both said goodbye.

Axl told Cake Cream and Claven Records that Older Axl agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow. They were all happy.

Claven Records refused to put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes until Current Guns N'Roses came to Claven Records tomorrow and admitted that they were the ones who actually recorded Tasty Cake.

Axl asked, "Can you at least put "All The Right Words?" From Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes?" That's the best song. Cake Cream agreed that All The Right Words was the best song.

Claven Records reluctantly agreed to release All The Right Words from Tasty Cake Reloaded to Itunes and Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Claven Records released All The Right Words Cake Cream version to Itunes.

Fans loved All The Right Words, Cake Cream version and were like,"Finally, Cake Cream did the song for real."


Claven Records were happy too. They congratulated Cake Cream and Axl on how well received All The Right Words was. Cake Cream and Axl were happy too. They all chatted a little while later and Cake Cream and Axl went home.

All The Right Words hit Number One on ITunes. Fans continued praising how good it was. Older Axl called Axl and praised how good the Cake Cream version of All The Right Words was. Axl blushed happily. Older Axl called all of Cake Cream and congratulated them on how good All The Right Words was. Everybody thanked Older Axl and Older Axl welcomed them. Cake was a really talented band that were huge Superstars now.

Cake Cream and Axl decided to just kick back and relax. They ordered no contact Burger King and ate and drank.

The next day, at 12:59 exactly, Cake Cream, Axl, and Current Guns N'Roses were in Timothy's office. Timothy was impressed.

Current Guns N'Roses admitted that they were the ones who really recorded Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl confirmed this.

Timothy said,"Well, now that you guys have all confessed, we can move forward and put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes. Everybody smiled. Current Guns N'Roses read, understood, and signed paperwork that said they were the ones who recorded Tasty Cake and they would be getting the Royalties for Tasty Cake. They also got 6 Million each for Tasty Cake. So $42 Million. Timothy couldn't believe Claven Records would be paying 42 million base besides the $30 Million they already paid as a base for Tasty Cake. 72 Million base for Tasty Cake. But Timothy decided to suck it up and consider this the cost of doing business. Besides, Claven Records was worth about 700 Million anyways. Claven Records Zelled all of Current Guns N'Roses 6 Million each. Everyone was happy. They all shook hands with Timothy. Timothy was amused at how both Axl and Older Axl had the same unique bending down handshake.

Timothy put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes and it went to number 1 on ITunes. Fans loved it. Everyone in Timothy's office was happy..

They all chatted and soon left. Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl decided to go to a Local Restaurant to celebrate the good thing that just happened.

At the Restaurant, Fans were happy to see both Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl hanging out together. They asked for Autographs and selfies and all 13 of them obliged their Fans. The Fans were ecstatic. Current Guns N'Roses, Cake Cream, and Axl had very nice meals and paid and left.

At home, Axl and Cake Cream watched a Twilight Zone episode was where a grown man ends up time traveling and meeting his younger self. Everybody looked at Axl and pointed out that Axl also time traveled and met himself. Axl blushed.

Axl responded,"My life is like a Twilight Zone episode," he said playfully wryly. "I don't know what's weirder. The fact that I time traveled from 1987 to 2022 or the fact that me and my Older Self coexist at the same time and even talk to each other.

Cake Cream pointed out that both of these were weird as hell.

Axl smiled shyly.

They then watched The Age Of Adeline, a story of a Woman who got into a car crash at age 29 and stayed 29 indefinitely. Even decades later.

Axl wondered if that would happen to him, be age 25 indefinitely. He wondered if next year he would be 26.

Cake Cream pointed out that Age Of Adeline was Fiction and he would not be 25 indefinitely. He'd be 26 next year.

Axl wryly responded,"I time traveled and coexist with my older Self. Who knows what will happen with my age?"


Cake Cream pointed out that he had a good point. Cake Cream pointed out he'd have a grace period of about 5 years before eyebrows started to raise even if he did remain 25 indefinitely.

Axl wondered,"I wonder what happened to my 1987 self. Since I am here in 2022, in 1987, I'm probably considered Missing."

Cake Cream said that since there were two Axls in 2022, his normal 1987 self would be Older Axl in 2022. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. To be sure however, Axl decided to look up,"Did Axl Rose disappear in 1987?"

He got replies about him time traveling from 1987 to 2022 but nothing about him actually missing in 1987. Which meant that Cake Cream was right. Older Axl was the adult version of his normal 1987 self.

Axl smiled and admitted he enjoyed 2022 a lot and didn't actually want to go back to 1987 and pointed out that since Older Axl was the Adult version of his normal 1987 self, he could truly kick back and relax.

Cake Cream once again pointed out they were glad he was there in 2022 with them. They all smiled.

They then watched Back To The Future Part 1 and Marty Mcfly accidentally time travels. Cake Cream all looked at Axl knowingly.

Axl blushed shyly. Axl said,"At least Marty knew the Delorean caused him to time travel. With me, I just suddenly ended up in 2022. And Marty time traveled to the PAST, 30 years, before he was even born. If I time traveled 30 years before 1987, I would have ended up in 1957 before I was even born too. I'm lucky I didn't time travel to 1957 I'm lucky I time traveled to the future, not the past."

Cake Cream all smiled.

Axl got a call from the hotel he had been staying at before living at Billy's house and the Manager informed him that he could be in legal trouble because he showed a fake ID to get a hotel room.

Axl had forgotten about getting the hotel room using his fake Michael Randall Johnson ID.

Axl pleaded with the Manager not to press any charges or anything like that. The Manager was thoughtful and asked if he could be at the hotel within the next two hours and they could talk this out face to face. Axl replied,"Okay." Axl agreed.

He took a bath and got ready to go to the Hotel.

He told Cake Cream he was going to the Zoo alone. Cake Cream was suspicious.

Billy pointed out that the Zoo was closed as it was around 6 PM. All of Cake Cream backed up what Billy said.

Axl made up another lie. "Uh, I'm going to see the new Top Gun movie alone," he said nervously.

Billy responded,"The new Top Gun movie doesn't exist yet. It's coming out next month. Cake Cream once again backed up what Billy said.

Axl made up yet another lie. "Uh, I'm going to Duff's house alone in a few minutes!"

Billy responded,"Duff is performing with Current Guns N'Roses now in a different State!"

Axl made up another lie and said,"I'm going to the Library alone!" He was sweating.

Andy pointed out the Library was closed.


"Axl, stop lying. Were are you really going?" Jimmy asked Axl.

Axl gave Cake Cream a pained look.

"Cake Cream asked Axl if he was in any trouble.

Axl responded,"No, I'm not in any trouble," lying and looking at the ground.

Cake Cream responded,"You're in trouble, aren't you." They said concerned.

Axl finally admitted he was in trouble.

Cake Cream responded they would go with him wherever he was going. Axl weakly tried to stop them going with him, but they pointed out that they could trace his Location wherever he was using his cellphone and show up wherever he went like they did with Claven Records.

Axl reluctantly agreed to let them come with him to the Hotel. Cake Cream got ready and Axl and Cake Cream left and went to the Hotel.

At the Hotel, the Manager pointed out that what Axl did was Fraud and could get him jail time. Cake Cream pointed out that Axl couldn't show his REAL ID at the time as it was expired at the time and he couldn't exactly run around admitting he was Axl Rose who time traveled from 1987 to 2022 when he was booking the hotel room. Axl lowered his head and once again begged the Manager not to press any charges.

The Manager took pity on him and said he wouldn't press any charges if Axl would sing a song with Mike for some Cake Cream Fans since Cake Cream was already there. Axl and Mike were willing to do this and Axl asked to get the impromptu plea deal in writing and the Manager drew up legally binding Documents and Axl, Mike and the Manager signed the documents.

Mike and Axl sang,"All The Right Words from Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded," for the Cake Cream Fans and they sounded really good and the Fan Guests went wild and loved the impromptu song. The Manager was happy too and told them the matter was settled and they chatted a bit and Cake Cream and Axl soon left and went back home. On YouTube, the Impromptu All The Right Words from the hotel was already going viral on YouTube. Fans loved the Impromptu singing! Cake Cream and Axl all smiled and ate and drank and then changed and went to sleep.

The next day, Cake Cream decided to do a playful one on one interview with Axl for fun. Axl was all up for it and smiled.

Axl got comfortable and laid back, his "I'm ready for an Interview," posture.

Billy asked,"What was your thought process when you and Guns N'Roses created Appetite For Destruction?"

Axl responded,"My thought process when me and Guns N'Roses created Appetite For Destruction was 5 young kids in their 20's just having fun. The only somewhat serious songs are It's So Easy and Mr. Brownstone.

James said,"There have been rumors about Mr. Brownstone being about Heroin. Are the Heroin rumors true?"

Axl responded,"Yes, Mr. Brownstone is about Heroin and how addictive it is and trying to away from Heroin. Izzy actually wrote Mr. Brownstone lyrics and Slash wrote the music for it. They gave it to me to sing and I was like,"Whoa, this is a good song, I love it, I'm going to sing it."

Andy asked," How did you come up with Welcome To The Jungle?"

Axl responded "It's actually a funny story how Welcome To The Jungle came to be. When I was younger, around 21 or 22 my Friends and I were roaming the streets with just a few dollars on us. We had just gotten off of a bus when some random crazy man yelled,"Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle, Baby! You're going to die!" His random and crazy quote inspired me to write Welcome To The Jungle."

I even wrote his crazy and random quote in the song. I remember not being sure if he had said,"Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle Baby! You're going to die!" Or if it was,"Do you know where you are? You're in the Jungle Baby! You're going down!" So I actually kind of incorporated both. I sang,"You're going to dieeeeeown!" If that crazy man hadn't said that crazy and random quote, Welcome To The Jungle would never have existed. Sweet Child Of Mine would have definitely been the Signature Song of Appetite For Destruction."

Jimmy asked,"Why did you make that siren noise at the beginning of Welcome To The Jungle?"

Axl responded,"Funny thing about that. The opening for Welcome To The Jungle was actually supposed to be an animalistic growl but what came out of my mouth was a "Whoo," type of sound, like a Siren. The Producers loved this and told me that the "Whoo," siren sound was perfect and History was made."

Mike asked,"Why is your speaking voice so deep compared to your usually high pitched singing voice?"

Axl responded," I actually started off singing only in my normal Bass Baritone voice, but one day for fun, I sang in a high pitched voice like the one I use for Paradise City, and Music Producers loved my high pitched singing voice and told me I should use that high pitched singing voice most of the time and History was made. I do sing in my normal Bass Baritone voice when singing Mr. Brownstone, It's So Easy, and Patience.

James asked, "Any regrets about Guns N'Roses?

Axl responded,"I regret that Steven, Duff, me, Slash, and Izzy didn't stay together throughout the years. I regret that there aren't more Albums. I regret that Chinese Democracy, an Album that came out 14 years ago is the latest Album. I regret that Chinese Democracy itself also took 14 years to make. I wish Guns N'Roses had more Albums. We could have been so much bigger. I'm sorry for rambling."


Cake Cream were like,"It's okay." Axl smiled.

Billy asked, "Why didn't you ever go Solo? Did you ever think of just becoming Axl Rose?



Axl responded, "I love being part of Guns N'Roses. I wouldn't feel right going Solo."

Jimmy asked,"Speaking of Axl Rose, your birthname is William Rose. Why did you decide to change your name to Axl Rose?"

Axl responded,"I am named after my Father who, let's just say he was an ass hole and a prick. I didn't want to go through the rest of my life with the name that belonged to my ass hole prick of a Father. I was watching Figure Skating, and I saw a really cool and difficult looking skate move and it was called a triple Axel. I thought,"The Axel looks cool, and I decided to name myself that, but spell it Axl to add a unique flair to it. Anyone who calls me by my birthname, William Rose is getting knocked out." Axl said half seriously.

James asked,"Anything you want to say to your Protege, Cake Cream?

Axl looked at them all deeply. "I love being your Manager, your Friend, and your Mentor. All five of you are great musicians and a Singer.You all deserve your mega success. I'm proud of all of you."

Cake Cream all smiled. The for fun interview was soon over.