A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar ...

Quote: Pacomartin

I have to admit that is the first one that made me laugh out loud. May I have your permission to steal that joke?

+1

A university president is taking the physics department head to task, "Do you have any idea what all those cyclotrons and spectrographs cost? Do you really need all that equipment? Look! centrifuges! Mass chromatographers! Why can't you be like the Mathematics department? All they need is paper, pencils and erasers. Or like the Philosophy department? They don't even need erasers!"