Things that make you think "WTF??"

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September 25th, 2014 at 6:22:07 AM permalink
Nareed
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Yesterday evening a coworker attempted to check the balance on his debit card at the ATM. after inserting the card, typing the PIN and selecting "balance," the machine replied "Error: card does not exist."
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September 25th, 2014 at 7:48:43 AM permalink
chickenman
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s/he should have then exited, reentered card/PIN and withdrawn max from the non-existent account :)
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September 25th, 2014 at 8:06:23 PM permalink
1nickelmiracle
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maybe the atm machine was a fake to clone his card and get his pin
September 25th, 2014 at 8:12:57 PM permalink
rxwine
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I have two cards being replaced due to the Home Depot data breach. They told me specifically it was HD.

Should of gone to Lowes those days, I guess.
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September 26th, 2014 at 6:55:28 AM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: 1nickelmiracle
maybe the atm machine was a fake to clone his card and get his pin


A few moments before I extracted some cash from that ATM. I think it was working fine.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
September 26th, 2014 at 10:17:34 AM permalink
Nareed
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Here's another one:

Our office is located on a rather long block. At one corner stands a 7-11 which has been there for years. Late last year another 7-11 opened in the next corner. There's a small drugstore midway between the two, which also sells soda and snacks. Now another brand of convenience store (Oxxo, a local brand) is setting up near one corner in the opposite side of the street.

How convenient.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
September 28th, 2014 at 4:32:48 PM permalink
kenarman
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Quote: Nareed
Here's another one:

Our office is located on a rather long block. At one corner stands a 7-11 which has been there for years. Late last year another 7-11 opened in the next corner. There's a small drugstore midway between the two, which also sells soda and snacks. Now another brand of convenience store (Oxxo, a local brand) is setting up near one corner in the opposite side of the street.

How convenient.


There used to be 2 Starbucks on the same corner in downtown Vancouver, kittycorner to each other.
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January 7th, 2015 at 1:40:14 PM permalink
Nareed
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It's not unusual to get a small cut on the back of a hand or some part of the forearm and not notice it. Sometimes you just scratch too vigorously and break the skin.

But yesterday as I was getting into my car for the drive home, I suddenly noticed four rather long, thin red lines running from a bit above the wrist to the knuckle of my index finger. I don't recall scratching there, or brushing against a rough wall, nor falling down or anything else that would explain it.

Weird.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
January 7th, 2015 at 2:09:41 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: Nareed
It's not unusual to get a small cut on the back of a hand or some part of the forearm and not notice it. Sometimes you just scratch too vigorously and break the skin.

But yesterday as I was getting into my car for the drive home, I suddenly noticed four rather long, thin red lines running from a bit above the wrist to the knuckle of my index finger. I don't recall scratching there, or brushing against a rough wall, nor falling down or anything else that would explain it.

Weird.


Does the cat look guilty?
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January 7th, 2015 at 2:18:40 PM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: rxwine
Does the cat look guilty?


I don't have a cat.

But from past experience I can tell you I've never seen any cat look guilty.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
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