Things that make you think "WTF??"

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September 25th, 2014 at 6:22:07 AM permalink
Nareed
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Yesterday evening a coworker attempted to check the balance on his debit card at the ATM. after inserting the card, typing the PIN and selecting "balance," the machine replied "Error: card does not exist."
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September 25th, 2014 at 7:48:43 AM permalink
chickenman
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s/he should have then exited, reentered card/PIN and withdrawn max from the non-existent account :)
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September 25th, 2014 at 8:06:23 PM permalink
1nickelmiracle
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maybe the atm machine was a fake to clone his card and get his pin
September 25th, 2014 at 8:12:57 PM permalink
rxwine
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I have two cards being replaced due to the Home Depot data breach. They told me specifically it was HD.

Should of gone to Lowes those days, I guess.
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September 26th, 2014 at 6:55:28 AM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: 1nickelmiracle
maybe the atm machine was a fake to clone his card and get his pin


A few moments before I extracted some cash from that ATM. I think it was working fine.
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September 26th, 2014 at 10:17:34 AM permalink
Nareed
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Here's another one:

Our office is located on a rather long block. At one corner stands a 7-11 which has been there for years. Late last year another 7-11 opened in the next corner. There's a small drugstore midway between the two, which also sells soda and snacks. Now another brand of convenience store (Oxxo, a local brand) is setting up near one corner in the opposite side of the street.

How convenient.
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September 28th, 2014 at 4:32:48 PM permalink
kenarman
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Quote: Nareed
Here's another one:

Our office is located on a rather long block. At one corner stands a 7-11 which has been there for years. Late last year another 7-11 opened in the next corner. There's a small drugstore midway between the two, which also sells soda and snacks. Now another brand of convenience store (Oxxo, a local brand) is setting up near one corner in the opposite side of the street.

How convenient.


There used to be 2 Starbucks on the same corner in downtown Vancouver, kittycorner to each other.
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January 7th, 2015 at 1:40:14 PM permalink
Nareed
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It's not unusual to get a small cut on the back of a hand or some part of the forearm and not notice it. Sometimes you just scratch too vigorously and break the skin.

But yesterday as I was getting into my car for the drive home, I suddenly noticed four rather long, thin red lines running from a bit above the wrist to the knuckle of my index finger. I don't recall scratching there, or brushing against a rough wall, nor falling down or anything else that would explain it.

Weird.
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January 7th, 2015 at 2:09:41 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: Nareed
It's not unusual to get a small cut on the back of a hand or some part of the forearm and not notice it. Sometimes you just scratch too vigorously and break the skin.

But yesterday as I was getting into my car for the drive home, I suddenly noticed four rather long, thin red lines running from a bit above the wrist to the knuckle of my index finger. I don't recall scratching there, or brushing against a rough wall, nor falling down or anything else that would explain it.

Weird.


Does the cat look guilty?
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January 7th, 2015 at 2:18:40 PM permalink
Nareed
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Quote: rxwine
Does the cat look guilty?


I don't have a cat.

But from past experience I can tell you I've never seen any cat look guilty.
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