Melania

Co-starring Donald Trump.

'.....all this pearl-clutching over Amazon spending $75 million on Melania is total horseshit. Melania delivers the world’s two biggest superstars — Donald and Melania Trump — to Amazon Prime for $75 million. You’re going to tell me that’s a bad deal when streaming services regularly drop hundreds of millions of dollars on shitty movies starring Matt Damon and Eddie Muprhy, and on streaming series no one watches?'

Days before the opening, Colbert was telling his viewers to boycott the film.

"Melania Exceeds Expectations with Best Documentary Box Office Opening in Decade"

'Domestically, Melania has already outgrossed Jennifer Lawrence’s most recent movie.'

'Melania drew a bigger opening weekend on fewer screens (1,500) than this Dwayne Johnson movie did on 3,345 screens.'

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Allegations of "Bulk Buying": Some observers and Reddit users noted unusual ticket patterns where the same specific seats were "sold" across multiple screenings at different theaters, leading to theories that organizations may have bought tickets in bulk to inflate numbers.

Where's your review Tanko?????????????
Is it as bad as One Battle after another
Was it as bad as Eddington
ROTFL
3 WORST MOVIES OF THE YEAR

Trump has million dollar donation dinners. Raising 8 million for the opening is nothing for his wealthy enablers.

Interesting. Apparently doing VERY WELL at the box office. And VERY WELL on exit interviews from the paying customers. And EXTREMELY poorly from the reviewers.

I’d only be interested if they addressed the questions that interest me.

How do you justify staying with a serial philanderer?

How do you address his behavior with your son?

Has it been worth it to be his wife?

Since I doubt this will be in the movie, I’m not going.

As with all things these days it is very politicized.

MAGA will embrace it as homage to their pie-eyed piper; the democrats will view it as an update of "Freaks."

And Melania?

Who knows, who cares: she is a vapid, tormented soul who made a bad deal with the devil.

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Interesting. Apparently doing VERY WELL at the box office. And VERY WELL on exit interviews from the paying customers. And EXTREMELY poorly from the reviewers.

I’d only be interested if they addressed the questions that interest me.

How do you justify staying with a serial philanderer?

How do you address his behavior with your son?

Has it been worth it to be his wife?

Since I doubt this will be in the movie, I’m not going.

Those questions might be of interest, but I stay out of their marriage so they stay out of mine, or yours.

I just don't see how she is inspiring or interesting at all. Nothing against her, but she isn't documentary worthy.

Apparently the movie has been doing well with Southern middle aged women. Who knew...

https://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/he-made-a-joke-on-his-theaters-marquee-then-amazon-pulled-the-melania-movie.html