The man with two ding-a-lings

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February 8th, 2015 at 11:10:58 AM permalink
reno
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(Trying to keep my answer PG-rated, but itís kind of impossible, this is NC-17 stuff. So maybe FrGamble ought to skip this.)

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Unfortunately, I win the prize for weirdest answer. I hear about these respectable celebrities (Tom Selleck, Hugh Jackman, James Franco) with charm and charisma. But my choice is an anonymous freak of nature whose personality I know nothing about, whose face Iíve never seen, and whose name I donít know. Iím completely straight with no temptation to be with men. But when I learned about this guy in 2014, I spent a couple weeks thinking about him... a lot.

To make a long story short, there exists a man who was born with 2 penises. And both of them work. Diphallia a rare condition, and most men born with this condition have all sorts of other awful medical problems. But this guy is basically in good health. He ejaculates out of both simultaneously. He can masturbate with one or the other or both (and yes he has a favorite.) He can have sex with 2 partners simultaneously, receive 2 blowjobs simultaneously, and he can even have anal + vaginal intercourse simultaneously. For really adventurous women, he can stuff both penises into a vagina at once. Wow. What a life. Hereís the X-rated photo that you might find appalling.

A part of me is in disbelief because címon this sounds like unicorn minotaur pegasus Greek mythology stuff. He canít be real, this must be fiction. A part of me is in awe. A part of me is aroused. But mostly Iím just jealous. (He can get 2 blowjobs at once?? Damn him.) When I compare myself to John Holmes, Iím not particularly envious because I donít want 13 inches-- too impractical, and too painful for really petite women. But when I think about the guy with 2 penises... it makes me feel both aroused and inadequate and jealous all at once.

Heís bisexual, heís chosen not to show his face, he has turned down offers to do porn, and heís living his life more or less anonymously.



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February 8th, 2015 at 3:41:08 PM permalink
Pacomartin
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Quote: reno
(Trying to keep my answer PG-rated, but itís kind of impossible, this is NC-17 stuff. So maybe FrGamble ought to skip this.)


I think you missed the point of the original post.
February 8th, 2015 at 8:04:10 PM permalink
Wizard
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Quote: reno
To make a long story short, there exists a man who was born with 2 penises....


He should meet this woman:

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February 8th, 2015 at 8:28:42 PM permalink
Evenbob
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Quote: Wizard
He should meet this woman:



This is carnival stuff. People paid to see people
like this in the freak show tents a hundred years
ago. Two penises, two vaginas, they would be
married and make a fortune.
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February 8th, 2015 at 8:38:08 PM permalink
Wizard
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Quote: Evenbob
This is carnival stuff. People paid to see people
like this in the freak show tents a hundred years
ago. Two penises, two vaginas, they would be
married and make a fortune.


How could the audience tell with the woman with two vaginas?
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February 8th, 2015 at 10:13:19 PM permalink
rxwine
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I believe in the US, much of the carnival stuff (human remains) which they still had when I was a kid is banned now. Live people i.e, bearded ladies are still legal if such is desired (and they often are by someone), but I don't know if they still do any of that. Still have carnival rides and rip-off games.

While two penises is not the norm, since they both work, the only issue is the psychological, shock value I suppose.

Sounds more like he has viewed it as advantage than a detriment.

I remember reading a book where a plastic surgeon said that nasty looking sword scars on the face could be a badge of honor or pride in some cultures, yet the same size scar in another context would be something someone else would want to hide or get rid of.
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February 9th, 2015 at 4:25:41 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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Dueling scars were badges of honor in Austria and Germany.

Zygotes collide from time to time and there is no real "immune system" yet and the cells are often included upon impact so things can be sort of strange. A twin's penis but nothing else would be fairly rare but definitely not unheard of.

Bearded ladies generally have tumors and can be treated.

Normally children can not be exhibited any more in this country.

The Pickles Family Circus was a successful California based one ring circus but never featured anything freakish. I think it finally went bankrupt a few years ago.
February 9th, 2015 at 9:11:22 AM permalink
DRich
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Quote: reno
A part of me is in awe. A part of me is aroused. But mostly Iím just jealous.


I am thankful this wasn't me. My teenage years would have been twice as disappointing.
February 9th, 2015 at 11:51:40 AM permalink
Wizard
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I am thankful this wasn't me. My teenage years would have been twice as disappointing.


Good one. I feel your pain there, brother.
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February 9th, 2015 at 12:36:38 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: DRich
I am thankful this wasn't me. My teenage years would have been twice as disappointing.


Phys ed would have made your reputation for you.

Now I'm not sure for good or ill, but certainly something.

Not sure how it is today. Maybe everyone has a private room to change.
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