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Brandon Records went on the News and claimed that they paid Cake Cream 500 Million each to work for them and Cake Cream took the 500 Million each and never showed up to work. They claimed they were suing Cake Cream for Theft.



Cake Cream and Axl were STUNNED. How could Brandon Records blatantly lie about them on the News and even think of suing them for something that never happened?



Axl was like,"What did I tell you? Brandon Records is SKETCHY!"



Cake Cream backed up Axl, even more grateful for his foresight that saved them.



Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and told them about Brandon Records blatant lies about them and the lawsuit.



Cake Cream and Axl told Claven Records that they already knew. Claven Records said that they had their backs.



Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Cake Cream pointed out all the bad luck that happened to them, them having to give back the 5 Grammys, John Wilson trying to Murder Billy, Axl getting shot multiple times, Axl becoming a wanted fugitive, Axl ending up in jail, their private moments in their backyard being filmed and uploaded without their permission, John trying to Murder Billy again, Brandon Records lying about them and getting ready to sue them, NBC rolling the camera in the interview when they weren't supposed to be rolling etc.



They asked Axl if they were cursed.



Axl wryly responded,"We are not cursed. Cursed is the Titanic that hit the iceberg and broke and sank into the ocean. We are no where near as bad as a ship hitting an iceberg, breaking in half and sinking into the ocean."



Cake Cream had to smile at this.



Axl continued wryly," We are more like Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events."



Cake Cream smiled some more.

Brandon Records called Cake Cream phones and told them they were going to sue them tomorrow.



Cake Cream and Axl begged Brandon Records to just leave them alone. Brandon Records refused to leave them alone and reiterated that they would see them in court tomorrow. They had tense conversations and then hung up.



Axl and Cake Cream couldn't believe Brandon Records was suing them. They hadn't done anything wrong. They went to a Law Firm and hired some Lawyers. The Lawyers took their cases and Cake Cream and Axl paid them half upfront and would pay them after the Court Hearing.



They all practiced the case and went home. They ate and chilled and pondered about their upcoming cases tomorrow.



They got ready for bed and then went to sleep.



The next day, they got ready for the day and ate. They wore motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests and went to the Courthouse. They were early and once again practiced their court cases with their Lawyers.



Brandon Records came in and Court was in Session. Brandon Records brought fake Documents with fake signatures claiming they paid Cake Cream 500 Million each and Cake Cream never showed up to work.



Cake Cream and Axl were disturbed by the forged signatures.

Cake Cream Lawyers pointed out that Axl's signature wasn't on any of the documents, and he was their Manager. Brandon Records gave caught expressions when Cake Cream Lawyers pointed out that Axl's signature wasn't on the Documents. The Lawyers also questioned them giving Cake Cream $2.5 billion when they were worth $4 billion.

Claven Records were also there to testify against Brandon Records and pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl never signed "Contract release from Claven Records," documents, which would be required to work for Brandon Records. Cake Cream and Axl were grateful that Claven Records testified for them and Claven Records welcomed them.

Brandon Records insisted that Cake Cream signed the documents.

Cake Cream went on the stand and said they didn't sign those Documents and had politely declined to work for them over the phone after Axl pointed out that he didn't trust the offer. Axl also went on the stand and said Cake Cream didn't sign those Documents and his signature wasn't even on the Documents . Cake Cream Lawyers asked Cake Cream to sign on a blank sheet of paper to compare the signatures. Cake Cream signed the paper and Claven Records also showed the real signatures on the actual Documents Cake Cream signed to work for Claven Records.

The Cake Cream signatures on the paper and the Claven Records signatures matched perfectly, but the Brandon Records forged signatures didn't match perfectly at all.

Under pressure, Brandon Records admitted they made fake Documents and forged the Cake Cream signatures out of resentful revenge for Cake Cream declining to work for them. They admitted they lied about Cake Cream.

The Judge was disgusted and ordered Brandon Records to pay Cake Cream the 500 Million each for defamation of character and fraud, and perjury , or be sentenced to 20 years in Prison. Brandon Records Zelled Cake Cream the 500 Million each(They didn't want 20 years in Prison). The Judge said that Brandon Records were never allowed to contact Cake Cream or Axl again. Cake Cream were elated that they beat their cases and were 500 Million each richer and Brandon Records was permanently banned from ever contacting them or Axl ever again. Axl was happy too.

This meant that Cake Cream were all richer than Axl now, but he was elated that he turned out to be right that Brandon Records were shady and that Cake Cream had gotten justice. He smiled at all of them. As a special gift, each of Cake Cream Zelled Axl 100 million each to thank him for being such a good Manager, Mentor, and Friend for them. He was touched and welcomed them. They paid their Lawyers the rest of the money they owed their Lawyers and Court was over and they went back home, very happy.

The Court Date was already going viral on Social Media.



Fans of Cake Cream and Axl supported them and were disgusted that Brandon Records lied about them.



Fans also congratulated Cake Cream on their 500 Million each award. They were happy Brandon Records got their well deserved bad karma.



Axl and Cake Cream were happy their Fans had their backs.





On the News, the Court Hearing was shown and the News Anchors were disgusted by Brandon Records actions. The News Anchors congratulated Cake Cream for the 500 Million each award.



Axl had a sudden pang in his stomach. He thought of Brandon Records trying to steal the 500 Million each back from Cake Cream. He told them his gut feelings and Cake Cream wondered if Axl could be right. He pointed out that he was right about Brandon Records so far. They trusted him and Axl urged them to open new Accounts in another Bank.



They all agreed to go to Ocean Bank and they all opened new Accounts in Ocean Bank. Axl had gotten a new valid ID since he had been exposed as Axl Rose, 😉 After they opened their new Ocean Bank Accounts, Cake Cream transferred 500 Million each to their Ocean Bank Accounts. Brandon Records hadn't paid Axl, so his Account was safe, but he had opened an Ocean Bank Account too as solidarity with Cake Cream.



Sure enough, just about an hour later, Cake Cream got alerts on their phones stating that Brandon Records had tried to steal 500 Million each from Cake Cream's primary Bank Accounts. Thank God for Axl's foresight once again! They all thanked Axl for saving them again. He welcomed them.



Cake Cream wondered if they should sue Brandon Records for attempted theft. Axl wondered about the fact that Brandon Records weren't supposed to ever contact them again, would Cake Cream be violating some kind of Contract if they forced Brandon Records to be in contact with them with a Lawsuit. He told Cake Cream his pondering and they agreed with Axl.



Axl said that they should just report Brandon Records attempted theft to Claven Records and have Claven Records take care of it themselves.



They all were like,"Good idea, Axl!" Trusting him. They all chilled until the next day and the next day, they went to Claven Records and showed them the attempted theft Brandon Records had done. Claven Records were disgusted by Brandon Records once again and contacted Brandon Records on Cake Cream's behalf and Brandon Records admitted they tried to steal the 500 Million each back. Claven Records recorded the confession and turned over the confession and the alerts to the same judge who had sentenced Brandon Records. The Judge was disgusted and issued arrest warrants for Brandon Records. Brandon Records went on the run to another Country.



The Judge said if caught, they would serve the full 20 years in Prison for the attempted theft.



Cake Cream and Axl were glad that they would be safe from Brandon Records for at least 20 years.

Lots of Musicians and Singers who were signed to Brandon Records were upset that they were out of jobs now now that their Bosses literally fled the Country on the run. Axl and Cake Cream felt sorry for them and suggested that Claven Records take over Brandon Records. Claven Records took Axl and Cake Cream's suggestions seriously and took over Brandon Records and Brandon Records Musicians and Singers were happy. Claven Records thanked Axl and Cake Cream for their suggestions and told ex Brandon Records Musicians and Singers whose actual bright ideas it was for Claven Records to take over Brandon Records. The ex Brandon Records Musicians and Singers thanked Axl and Cake Cream too and Axl and Cake Cream welcomed them.



Claven Records were now worth about 2 Billion. The Music Industry loved that Claven Records took over Brandon Records and Claven Records gave Axl and Cake Cream credit for their idea. Axl and Cake Cream modestly blushed.



Cake Cream and Axl went home and ate no contact pizza again and chilled.



Axl and Billy went into Billy's room and made out again passionately, enjoying each other's kisses and company. Axl caressed Billy's hair and Billy smiled contently. Axl said,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Making Billy laugh happily.



They chatted a little while longer and fell asleep. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up, ate, and got ready for the day.



They went to the mall wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and ate at a Restaurant. The Female Waitress was a huge fan of them, especially Jimmy. She was particularly nice to Jimmy and he didn't seem to mind. In fact, he was very receptive to her. They were smiling and flirting with each other. Billy, Axl, James, Andy, Mike, could see the chemistry and the connection between them.



They all ordered and ate and paid. On Jimmy's receipt, the female Waitress had put her phone number on Jimmy's paid receipt. Jimmy blushed and accepted. She smiled happily. Jimmy and she chatted more flirtatiously and then everyone said their goodbyes. They left and Axl said to Jimmy,"Remember to use your condoms for female Fans, especially a certain Waitress you like a lot. " Jimmy blushed happily.



They bought some items and went home. Jimmy called the Waitress after her shift and they chatted for a long time. It was obvious they were into each other a lot.



Jimmy asked Axl if it was okay if he dated the Waitress.



Axl said,"I'm cool with you dating her. He then asked the rest of Cake Cream if they were okay with him dating the Waitress. They all were okay with him dating the Waitress. Jimmy was happy.

Jimmy and Allison ended up dating exclusively. She and he really did make a good couple. Cake Cream and Axl liked her too. She was nice, sweet, funny and ended up going to some Cake Cream Shows.



A couple of days later, she and James ended up having sex. That's right, James, not Jimmy. She left James's room and left the house. The next day, Jimmy saw Allison's panty in James's bed and confronted him. James admitted he and Allison had sex last night.



Jimmy was infuriated and said,"You fuced my girlfriend?!" He punched James hard in the face and James ran out of his room, frightened. Jimmy ran after him getting ready to hit him more. Axl saw the commotion and held Jimmy back from hitting James again. Jimmy explained the situation and James admitted to it again. Jimmy tried to lunge at James, but Axl held him even tighter. Billy, Mike, and Andy also woke up to see Jimmy being held back by Axl and James looking scared. They knew something bad had happened and the situation was explained.



Axl calmly said, "James, you having sex with Allison was foul. " Jimmy, you hitting James was not and is not the right thing to do." Jimmy gave James a withering death glare. Andy, Mike, and Billy were disgusted that Allison and James had sex. How could James go have sex with Jimmy's girlfriend?



Axl calmly told James to pack his suitcase and leave temporarily and think about what he did. James packed his suitcase, put on his motorcycle helmet and bulletproof vest and obediently left. He went to the Local Marriott.



Jimmy traced James's cellphone and found it at the local Marriott. James said wryly and angrily, James is at the local Marriott. I also want to go to the local Marriott and have a nice "chat," with a certain ex friend of mine. " Axl said,"No, you're staying here." Jimmy reluctantly agreed to stay with Axl, Billy, Andy, and Mike.



Jimmy called Allison and confronted her and she also admitted she had sex with James. He dumped her.



Axl wondered about the future of Cake Cream since this happened.

Axl, Jimmy, Andy, and Billy stayed in the house.



Jimmy cried uncontrollably. He couldn't believe his ex girlfriend cheated on him with one of his best Friends.



"No, no, no!" Jimmy lamented in crushing pain. Axl, Andy, Mike, and Billy all hugged Jimmy to comfort him.



"I hate James and Allison so much," Jimmy said half angrily and half heart broken.



"It's okay to be angry and hurt," Axl said soothingly. You were done very wrong by two People you loved."



Billy, Andy, and Mike backed up Axl. Jimmy was grateful he had four best Friends to support him now.



Axl said,"We'll have lots of ice cream and pizza and have a nice boys in day today. "



Jimmy smiled softly. "That sounds good." Cake Cream all agreed.



Axl ordered 5 cartons of ice cream and ordered 3 boxes of Domino's Pizza and they pigged out on ice cream and pizza, Billy, Axl Andy, and Mike supporting Jimmy.



Billy admired how quickly Axl could be the warm, supporting, loving, Friend as well as the serious, business Manager.



Jimmy felt a lot better having Andy, Mike, Billy, and Axl support him. He was still hurt by the crushing betrayal James and Allison had done, but having Andy, Axl, Billy, and Mike support him made this so much better. Jimmy fell asleep.



James called Axl. Axl answered and said, "James, you messed up really bad. You shouldn't have had sex with Allison. "



James said," Jimmy wasn't supposed to find out. I didn't know she was going to leave her panty in my bed."



Axl said," You should have gotten your own girlfriend, not lay with Jimmy's girlfriend.



"But, I like Allison."



"Please tell me you used a condom and spermicide with Allison," Axl said in half Brother, half serious Manager.



James said,"Yes, I used a condom and spermicide with Allison."



Axl breathed a relieved sigh of relief. "Good, because the last thing we need is for Allison to be pregnant with your Baby."



James agreed.



Axl said, "You know what, I'm going to help you out as your Brother like Friend and suggest you go take a nice vacation, out of State, maybe go to New York. Because Jimmy knows you are at the Local Marriott. The last thing you need is for him to go to the Local Marriott and kick your ass. Jimmy's sleeping now, so I'd book it out of there within a couple of minutes if I were you.



"Thank you for that advice, Axl! James said, gratefully. "I'll leave in a few minutes!"



Axl welcomed him and they said goodbye. Axl hung up the phone.



At the Local Marriott, James hastily packed his bags and checked out and took a LYFT to Miami International Airport and booked a last minute flight to New York. He got processed and went on Airplane to New York City, grateful that Axl looked out for him.

James found himself calling Allison from New York and they chatted for a long while. James and she really liked each other. As evident by the sex they had not too long ago.



James couldn't believe he was in love with Jimmy's recent ex girlfriend, but it happened. James found himself asking if she wanted to be his girlfriend when he got back to Florida from New York after his New York vacation and she said yes. James was happy.



Back in Florida, Claven Records called Axl and told him that Fans wanted to see Cake cream perform at the James L Knight Center tomorrow.



Axl responded uncomfortably," Uh, we're kind of going through a crisis and maybe us performing tomorrow isn't the best idea."



Claven Records asked,"What's going on?"



Axl told the truth and admitted that James had sex with Allison and Jimmy was heartbroken over this and it might not be the best time for Cake Cream to be performing.



Claven Records responded," James had sex with Allison? Ooh, that's really bad, but is there a way that Cake Cream can still perform? I mean, the Fans really want to see Cake Cream perform tomorrow.



Axl gave in with a reluctant sigh. "Okay, I'll talk Jimmy into performing tomorrow with Cake Cream."



Claven Records were satisfied and they chatted a little while longer and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records said Fans wanted to see them perform at the James L Knight Center tomorrow.



Jimmy was apprehensive about performing tomorrow when he was heartbroken and James wasn't even there to play lead guitar, not that Jimmy particularly wanted James playing with him after that dastardly stunt James had just pulled.



Axl had an idea and told Cake Cream his idea. He would pretend to be James. They wore motorcycle helmets anyways and Axl could easily pretend to be James with the motorcycle helmet on and if he put on makeup on his Tattoos. Jimmy pointed out that Axl was not a lead guitarist, and in fact, he wasn't a Guitarist at all. Axl told him,"Don't worry about that. In 1987, I play with Slash, Izzy, and Duff who all play Guitar. Surely some of their talents must have rubbed off on me." He was smiling. "We're working for the Fans who want to see Cake Cream perform. Remember that."



Jimmy discussed this with Cake Cream and they were all on board. Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and Mike practiced, with Jimmy being the sole bassist without James's lead guitaring.



They chilled until the next day and the next day, Axl took James's guitar and Cake Cream and Axl all went to the Venue wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Axl and Cake Cream minus James went on stage behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans wondered where the hell was Axl (Axl was pretending to be James). Axl plucked James' guitar crazily like an untrained and clumsy 5 year old playing pretend. Jimmy sounded good as the bass guitar, but it was clear that Axl was no Guitar Player. Apparently, Slash, Duff, and Izzy guitar prowesses did not run off on Axl. Luckily, Billy, Mike, Jimmy and Andy sounded really good. Fans cheered, but it was clear they noticed something was off with "James," and Axl being nowhere to be seen. After the show, they did the final sendoff, and Fans gave confused cheering.



Cake Cream and Axl left the Venue and went home.



Already the latest Cake Cream Show went viral and Fans were wondering,"Where the hell was Axl?" And why did James play so off tonight when he is usually a talented and very good lead guitarist?" Cake Cream and Axl blushed knowing exactly what had happened.

James soon called Axl's Cellphone and Axl politely excused himself to his room and Cake Cream agreed. He went to his room.



James amusingly asked,"Axl, what were you thinking with that awful guitar stunt at the Cake Cream show?"



Axl blushed and asked,"How did you know it was me? I was supposedly "Not there."



James amused responded,"Come on, we all have that knowing vibe between us.



Axl responded,"Yeah, we do."



James responded," Your guitar playing was hilariously cringe worthy." James laughed.



"Hey, so I'm no you, Slash, Duff, Jimmy, or Izzy. I'm a SINGER, not a Guitar God." Axl said, lightheartedly.



James responded,"Fans noticed something was off with "My," performance, James said thoughtfully.



Axl responded," You are a great lead guitarist. You and Jimmy are a phenomenal guitar playing duo, you and him are guitar playing magic."



"I really messed up my and Jimmy's deep friendship by having sex with Allison," James said thoughtfully.



"Yes, you did," Axl responded seriously. "Allison is someone you JUST met, but Jimmy is like your brother."



"I like Allison so much," James lamented.



"This would have been completely fine if Allison and you were dating first, not Jimmy and Allison.



James responded that Axl was right.



James and Axl chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl went to Jimmy and asked him how he felt about James.



Jimmy sneered and said ,"I still hate him and want to beat his ass."



Axl said, "A little birdie told me that James feels guilty over having sex with Allison."



Jimmy responded,"Is this "Little birdie's" name James?"



Axl coyly responded,"I plead the fifth," which Cake Cream knew was code for "Yes," when Axl said that.



Jimmy responded,"I'm still not ready to forgive him. He shouldn't have done that in the first place."



Axl and he chatted for a little while longer and Axl went to his room.



He remembered the hurt song he wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal and Billy liking the song and telling him he should give it to Cake Cream. He wondered if he should write it again since James hurt Jimmy really badly.



He got a paper and a pen and wrote again



"You really hurt me. I loved you like a Brother and you stabbed me in my heart. The betrayal I feel from you is soul crushing. I thought you loved me. I would never have done the unspeakable betrayal you did to me. It's always loved ones betrayal that hurts the most. This would have hurt badly if a complete stranger had done this to me, but YOU? NO! NO! NO! How could you do it? I trusted you, I lived with you, I willingly ate food and drank drinks you gave me without a moment's hesitation. The pain I feel over this is unbearable.



This hurts, this hurts real bad. Betrayal of a brother.



I would have done anything for you. I would have laid my life on the line to save yours. I would have given you my last penny if you really needed it. I'm not so sure you would have done the same thing for me after this dastardly thing you did to me. We were Friends and Brothers. How could you? How could you?



This hurts, this hurts real bad. The betrayal of a Brother.



I sometimes wonder if I should have ever met you. Had I never met you, I wouldn't be in this tortured pain right now.



This hurts, this hurts real bad. The betrayal of a Brother.



Axl showed the hurt song to Billy and Billy's eyes lit up. "That's the hurt song you wrote about Andy's attempted betrayal! You rewrote it!" Billy was happy.



Axl responded,"Yes it is. The hurt song's lyrics fit what James did to Jimmy perfectly.



Billy responded,"Yes, they do.



Axl showed the Hurt Song to Jimmy and told him he wrote the Hurt Song. Jimmy responded, "That's EXACTLY how I feel about James!"



Jimmy passed the Hurt Song to Andy and Andy blushed, remembering the attempted betrayal he tried to do to Axl and wondered if the hurt song was originally about him.



Andy responded out loud,"It's a good song."



Mike also thought it was a good song.



Cake Cream and Axl decided to make this a real song and Mike sang the song, Jimmy did bass guitar, Andy played Keyboard, and Billy did the drums. It sounded really good. But one thing was missing. James's awesome lead guitar. The song would sound phenomenal if James was the lead guitar on this song.



Jimmy didn't want to admit that the hurt song would sound phenomenal with James awesome lead guitar. He was still hurting. It was the "I know it, but I don't want to admit it," thing.



Axl wondered if he should get James to play lead guitar on the hurt song, and then go back to New York. That's really what the hurt song needed, but Jimmy would most likely kick James ass if he saw him. Axl was torn on what to do.

Andy asked Axl in private if The Hurt Song was originally written about him.



Axl straight up said,"Yes."



Andy replied,"But you forgave me. Why did you write that song about me?"



Axl responded,"I wrote The Hurt Song BEFORE I forgave you, not AFTER. I tore up The Hurt Song after I forgave you and wrote it again lyric for lyric for Jimmy.



Andy responded," You wrote The Hurt Song again lyric by lyric?" He was impressed.



Axl responded,"Yes,"



Andy responded,"You're a really good Songwriter," the same thing Billy had told him.



"Thank you," Axl responded. Andy welcomed him. Andy left and Axl ate a couple of slices of pizza and drank a glass of Coca Cola. The Coca Cola tasted so good that he had another glass. And then another glass. And then another glass. There were 6 2 liter bottles of Coca Cola in the huge fridge for 6 People.



Axl was drowning his Cake Cream woes in Coca Cola. Cake Cream was a fucing mess and Axl was the Captain of this mess of a ship. Axl ordered more Coca Cola from Instacart and put them in the Fridge when they arrived.



To Cake Cream he said, "This Coke is the only Coke we should be doing." Billy blushed, remembering his Cocaine he snorted not too long ago.



Axl continued,"But it's Rock And Roll nature to do Cocaine. Just remember to do Cocaine only in this house. Jimmy, Andy, and Mike all said they weren't doing Cocaine. Billy blushed again.



Andy, Mike, and Jimmy were like,"Billy, you didn't say you're not doing Cocaine!"



Billy lowered his eyes shyly.



Mike asked," Billy are you doing Cocaine?" Billy continued to look at the ground.



Mike said,"We agreed to be more open with each other," he prompted gently.



Andy and Jimmy also wanted to know.



They all straight up asked Billy if he was doing Cocaine.



Billy said,"Yes, I'm doing Cocaine."



Mike responded,"You're usually so responsible. How could you be taking Cocaine?" Andy and Jimmy also were surprised Billy had been doing Cocaine.



Billy mentioned he took Cocaine to cope with the fact that John Wilson tried to murder him twice and shot Axl multiple times.



Mike asked Axl why he wasn't surprised that Billy had been doing Cocaine. Mike asked Axl if he had already known that Billy was doing Cocaine. Andy and Jimmy also wanted to know.



Axl shyly responded he already knew Billy had been doing Cocaine. Mike, Jimmy, and Andy responded that Axl should have told them about Billy's Cocaine use. Axl responded that Billy also took Subutex so it would help him not be a drug addict.



Axl drank yet another glass of Coca Cola.



Mike responded,"Axl, you might be becoming a Coca Cola addict."



Axl responded,"Nonsense. Coca Cola is legal and isn't a drug."



Caffeine is a drug, Mike responded.



Axl responded,"But you can't be arrested for drinking Coca Cola, so it's legal."



Axl drank yet another glass of Coca Cola. He was trying hard to cope with all of the bad things happening with Cake Cream. He was using Coca Cola as a delicious coping mechanism.



Cake Cream looked at Axl worriedly. Was Axl developing a Coke problem? Soda wise that is. Axl said he wanted to go to the Mall.



Jimmy, Andy, Billy, and Mike told them they would go with him.



He then changed his story and said he was going to go to the Park. They all said they would go with him.



He then changed his story again and said he wanted to go to Claven Records. They all said they would go with him.



He then changed his story and said he wanted to go to the library. They all said they would go with him.

He then changed his story and said he was going to the beach. They all said they would go with him.

He said,"Would you guys please leave me alone? I want to go out by myself!" They reluctantly let him go out by himself.



Axl put on his bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and went to McDonald's and ordered a Quarter Pounder, fries, and three large Cokes. He was eating and enjoying his meals when Jimmy came to him.



"Hey Axl," Jimmy told him in a concerned brother like way.



Jimmy, go back home and let me enjoy my meal and drinks in peace." Axl said, annoyed.



"Axl, you just bought three large Cokes just for yourself," Jimmy pointed out concerned.



"Let me live. It's just Coke drinks." Axl said defensively. He continued drinking his Cokes and eating.



Jimmy said,"Can I have the Coke drink you didn't touch?" He asked.



"Noooo!" Axl said, inhumanly. He began drinking the Coke that was previously untouched.



Jimmy responded,"I'll buy my own large Coke and a Quarter Pounder meal and I'll sit with you. Axl tried to tell him to go home, but Jimmy insisted on staying with Axl. Axl reluctantly allowed him to stay with him. Jimmy bought the Quarter Pounder meal with a large Coke. He sat with Axl and Axl and he had a nice meal, enjoying each other's company. Jimmy looked at Axl deeply.



"We all care about you, Axl."



Axl was glad that Jimmy came to see him at McDonald's.



Jimmy responded," We agreed to be more open with each other."



Axl said,"It's just that Cake Cream is falling apart. There's so much bad shait going on with our band. We used to be such a tight band, but lately, we've gone to shait. Axl continued drinking his Cokes and eating. Jimmy drank his Coke and continued eating.



They both chatted and finished eating and drinking. They went back home.

At home, Axl took a nap on the couch. He awoke and heard Jimmy, Andy, and Mike talking to each other. He pretended to still be asleep.



Jimmy said, "Axl is addicted to Coke, the drink. Do you know he was at McDonald's and drank THREE large Cokes? He also drank 5 glasses of Coke before leaving the house."



Mike said," I don't know what's worse. Axl being hooked on Coke the drink or Billy doing Coke, the drug.



Andy said,"Obviously Billy doing Coke the drug is worse."



Jimmy said,"But Axl being hooked on Coke the drink can't be good for his health either."



Andy gently responded,"Just let Axl live. He isn't hurting anyone by drinking a lot of Coke. " Whoa. Andy sounded like Axl a little.



Jimmy said, "He's hurting himself with his Coke soda addiction."



Mike said, "We've got a Coke the drink addict and a Coke the drug addict. What should we do?"



Andy said, "But Billy is taking Subutex which will help him not be addicted to Coke. And the WORST thing that can happen to Axl with his Coke soda addiction is Diabetes. Older Axl doesn't have Diabetes so our Axl who lives with us should be fine."



Axl felt kind of good about Andy referring to him as "Our Axl."



Mike and Jimmy pointed out that Older Axl and Young Axl were two different People technically.



Andy still pointed out that Jimmy and Mike should let Axl keep drinking Coke excessively. They should leave Axl alone. It was just soda. He said Mike and Jimmy should mind their business when it came to Axl's love of Coca Cola. Did Axl possess Andy?



Jimmy and Mike playfully/half seriously asked Andy if he was possessed by Axl. They pointed out he was sounding more and more like Axl.



Andy said,"No, I'm not possessed by Axl. I just feel you guys are being judgemental when it comes to Axl's Coke drinking. It's not affecting any of us. Axl deserves to be able to drink his Coke and have fun drinking it without being judged. Axl is hard working and deserves his fun.



Axl was still pretending to be asleep but he was smiling inside at Andy sticking up for him.



Mike and Jimmy once again asked if Axl possessed Andy.



Andy said exasperated,"No, I'm not possessed by Axl. Please stop saying that. It's ridiculous."



Jimmy and Mike agreed to let the possessed questions stop and Andy thanked them and they welcomed him. They chatted for a while and went to their own rooms.