Natural burial
September 20th, 2023 at 1:48:59 PM permalink | |
DJTeddyBear Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 5 Posts: 265 | I had similar instructions; Put me out at the curb, in a Hefty or Glad bag - depending on your mood. 🤪 Just one rule: Make sure I知 dead. Years later, I updated the rule: VERIFY that I知 dead. 😁 Ignorance is bliss and knowledge is power. But having only some facts can get you into trouble! |
September 20th, 2023 at 3:23:44 PM permalink | |
GenoDRPh Member since: Aug 24, 2023 Threads: 0 Posts: 647 |
Best way to make sure you're dead: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" |
September 20th, 2023 at 3:44:53 PM permalink | |
rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18768 |
Hah! Good joke. You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
September 20th, 2023 at 8:31:43 PM permalink | |
DJTeddyBear Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 5 Posts: 265 | We池e doing death jokes now? Ok. Here痴 a good joke. How is a marriage like a poker game? It starts with two hearts and a big diamond. In the end, you池e looking for a club and a spade. Ignorance is bliss and knowledge is power. But having only some facts can get you into trouble! |