Random Thought of the Day

Quote: Ayecarumba

Careful... jokes like that are going to make it difficult for you to get to Las Vegas in the future...

In English class, the teacher asks her students to use the word "tragedy" in a sentence.
Johnny says "If my iphone were to be stolen, that would be a tragedy."
"No, Johnny," says the teacher. "That would merely be loss.
Another student, May, says, "if i were to fall and skin my knee, that would be a tragedy."
The teacher sighs and explains "No, May. That would be misfortune."
So Jose says "If Trump and Pence were to die, that would be a tragedy."
"That's right, Jose," says the teacher. "can you tell the class how you came to that conclusion."
"Well, what else could it be? It wouldn't be loss or misfortune."

:)

BTW, what was Trump's position on spying on the American people intercepting telecommunications to catch terrorists?

Seems the temptation to listen in on anyone as dangerous as Rosie O'Donnell enemies would be really tempting for a guy with a penchant for vindictiveness against minor slights dangerous threats.

No need to answer; just start screaming!food for thought.

Quote: rxwine

BTW, what was Trump's position on spying on the American people intercepting telecommunications to catch terrorists?

Seems the temptation to listen in on anyone as dangerous as Rosie O'Donnell enemies would be really tempting for a guy with a penchant for vindictiveness against minor slights dangerous threats.

No need to answer; just start screaming!food for thought.

I assumed that every U.S. phone call is already listened to by a computer and scanned for threats.

Well, I talk in Arabic so they can't understand me.

Quote: DRich

I assumed that every U.S. phone call is already listened to by a computer and scanned for threats.

I don't think that's true.

But every email sent all over the world is scanned, to see whether it was sent by Hillary Clinton.

I wonder if they caught on to all those Hillary Rhodam emails....

Q: How many Trumps does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

A: Trick question. You can't really screw a light bulb.

You've just found the perfect spot for a picnic by the shores of a lake, when you see Trump and Pence fall off a boat. You look and see they seem to be having trouble keeping afloat. They're far enough apart from each other that no one person could rescue both.

Question: which sandwich off your picnic basket should you eat first?

Q: How does a Trump voter transfer illegal funds?
A: He faxes the notes elsewhere.
Q: Why?
A: Because he can burn the evidence afterwards!


Q: How can Trump most easily commit suicide?
A: By falling off his ego.

Q: Why does Trump go outside, look up at the sky and smile during thunderstorms?
A: He thinks God is taking his picture

Q: Why will Trump's coffin need to have holes in it?
A: So the maggots can go outside to vomit.

Q: What is a literal skeleton in a closet?
A: A Trump voter who won at hide and seek.

Q: Why did Trump go to the Statue of Liberty?
A: He wanted to see what NYC looks like without him.

Q: When is Trump 2 feet tall?
A: When you scare the shit out of him.

LA times has list of 1400 unclaimed dead people. At bottom of article.

I just checked for any people with my last name. Didn't find any.

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-unclaimed-dead-2016/

My DVR movie update.

So far I've programmed in Di Niro, Tom Cruise, Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Jack Nickelson, Jeff Bridges and probably a couple others I'm forgetting.

Already got a crapload of movies. Some deleted already because I didn't want to watch them again, and some I looked up the summary and rating and decided I skipped them.

I may never get a pay movie channel. About all you miss is the naked boobies of pay cable.