Yet more math challenged folkFebruary 4th, 2016 at 2:45:58 pm
Post-secondary trade school, for those of you in Rio Linda it is sort of a private, for-profit junior college as in addition to trades they do business, accounting, and criminal justice. Scene is their annual casino night, poker table. Giving some education to players for my own sanity vs dealing when they have no idea how to play.
After showing some good vs bad hands, I go into percentages. I forget the exact hand, maybe a gut shot straight, but there were 4 outs. I explain that there are 47 cards left. 4 outs.
Dead silence. No idea how to figure it out. Can't even start the long division (4 into 40......) in their heads. I am saying, they were at the level of children, 4th or 5th grade, if that.
Anyone else see this happen, this level of math-challenged?
Did not watch eve one play this yearJanuary 17th, 2016 at 5:00:34 pm
Steeler season is over and let me say that fulfilled my promise and did not watch one play because they had signed Michael Vick.
Now, did I cause any change? No, but at the least I am happy with myself for taking my own little personal stand. If you watched or did not was up to you. However, one thing is abundantly clear. Few fans can make a legit gripe about player behavior, because what has been shown to be sadly clear is that people keep showing up at the games and watching on TV no matter what these guys do.
Totally dense playerNovember 14th, 2015 at 9:20:23 pm
Another night of losing faith in the next generation.......
Casino Party season is upon us. Dealing craps. I was at a table off from the rest of things. Now, we have all heard about the woman who asked Dean Martin "is this the casino?" when she was in front of a BJ table. Dino replied something like, "no this is a grocery store, the casino is across the street!" Tonight I had my own kick in the head!
I am the table. Gal in her late 20s or so.
"Is this craps?"
"We need to learn how to play. Do you know how to play?"
"Sorry, I don't know how to play."
"You don't know how to play?!"
"My boss is over there, we'll ask him. HEY, CAN YOU TELL HER I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CRAPS?!"
"He doesn't know anything about the game!"
"Well, I want to learn how to play." At this point her mind starts to spool like a turbine engine!
"WAIT A MINUTE? HOW CAN YOU BE DEALING IT IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY?!?!"
Sometimes I want to *facepalm* so hard as to give myself a concussion!
Was he serious?October 28th, 2015 at 6:01:54 pm
So I have a 20" TV I need to get rid of. I would use it as a bedroom TV but family has given me 2 nicer TVs, so I need to get rid of it. I know even at $5 it will not sell, so I put it "free" on CL. Now not one but two different people ask if I can deliver it!
One I ignored, second said, "are you mobile?" I ask what he means and he asks if I can deliver it! I write back asking if he is seriously asking me to deliver a TV I am giving away for free?" Then he gets mad at ME, says, "I don't want it anymore!"
What is this world coming to?
Some nights you really earn your side hustleDecember 13th, 2014 at 5:41:34 am
I just need to vent.
Some people make you really earn the cash you make at a side hustle........
Guy sits down to play, clearly dragged his wife to the table. She clearly wanted to be doing anything else. Guy says I am dealing "wrong." I explain that I am dealing it the same as any casino. Says it is still wrong. Says having blinds is dealing it wrong. So somehow myself and every casino is doing it wrong but he knows how to deal it right. Grrr.
Later what looked like a couple and their daughter sit down. Wife mostly knows how to play. Daughter somewhat knows what is going on. Husband probably knows rank of hands but little more.......
I hate dealing poker to total novices because the concept of folding a hand is unknown. You almost might as well let the cards stay face up and deal them out. So there are a few hands of this. A total grind. Next I try to explain blinds. I say "small, big" and point (the room is very loud so I try to not have to keep screaming,) As they do not know I say "put out one, put out two." Sounds simple, but they keep screwing that up. Then the biggie. Dad bets 2 green and 2 red, which is $12. (Our chips are mostly red with some green so we call red $1 and green $5 instead of $5/20 as the later would confuse too many players and new dealers alike.)
So I tell daughter $12 to call. She says she doesn't have any green chips (remember, he put out 2 red and 2 green.) I say no problem just put out 12 if she wants to call. She again says she has no greens. I again explain the chip values. Yet again she says she has no greens. By this time her mother starts trying to explain the concept. This went at least one more time.
I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'