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Still more random thoughts dealing parties.February 17th, 2018 at 8:27:47 pm
If there is interest or even if there is not I may post my thoughts on dealing these parties for 10 years. Meanwhile, part of me wonders if the real dealers get as cynical as I can get.

Woman tonight has a soft 12. I call out "12!" She mentions she thought A was 1 or 11. So I say, "OK, fine, 12 or 22!" She gives a friendly "ooops!" In a casino I would have been fired on my tap out for sure!

Another woman has three As in her hand, adding to a soft 20. Do the math for the other cards. I call out the whole way, "9 or 19, 10 or 20!" She hits and gets a 3. I call out "13!" She seems to realize what she did, and her man explains it. I say, "sorry, too late now." Partly because it is a fundraiser, partly because, well, I mean, I called out '20' and she still hit!

Another guy blows thru his 5 chips. His woman asks why he lost all his chips. He shrugs while I think to myself, "because he does not know the game!"

I keep getting questioned about when an A is in the hand. Sorry to say it is 99% females who ask. But say it is A-5. I say, "6 or 16." Two variations happen. Either they say, "6, hit!" or "16 stand!" as if I would only count it as 6, or they ask, "how do you know which it is?"

If I snap at this one day, and I get one BJ dealer on the jury, would I walk?

February 18th, 2018 at 6:47:53 am
>well, I called out 20
Yeah but she might make it to 21 and it would be a sure win.
February 18th, 2018 at 9:14:17 am
@Flea: I tell ya, I see so many stupid plays catch. Idiots hit on 17 and draw a 4.

My standad advice is, "The book says 'x'. Now, after he wrote the book he started a hedge fund and made a billion dollars or so. You might want to take his advice."

At least if I go to Hell and have to deal for eternity the players can't win.

Blackjack, Bitcoin, and Square Roots. Plus a weird thought....January 21st, 2018 at 4:49:18 am
House party last night. Guy's 40th Birthday. Maybe 50 people. I'm dealing blackjack.

Usual red and blue chips we have had since forever. Usual question "what are they worth." Should be 5/25 but is really 1/5 since so few people, even our dealers, would grasp 5/25. Then people ask "1 what?" Of course it does not matter. Play to the crowd and say one thousand, one trillion, whatever. I have mentioned before I am doing market testing.

"Red is one Etherium and green is one Bitcoin."

If they give a weird look I say a dollar amount. If they want to talk about it I play to that. In my 10th year of doing thus (good grief) I gotta keep it interesting. Last night one was both interested and drunk, a great combination. He is playing bad strategy and loses all his chips. It is a birthday so we are told to just give out more chips. Doesn't mean we cannot have fun with them.

Remember, the guy is yelling "I bet one Bitcoin, I bet 4 Bitcoin!" for an hour now.

"Hey, I need more Bitcoin!"
"You gotta mine for it. Can you solve a math problem?"
"What is the square root of 144 times 12?"
"Uh, Uh, Uh.........."
(I am near getting buzzed smelling his drink BTW)
"No idea!"
Woman next to him says, "144."
I give him the chips, he goes to get a drink. We discuss it. She says, "I always found square roots comforting."

First time I ever heard that. Kind of hope it is the last for that matter! I ask her about cube roots, why not?

"Cube roots are weird,"

He runs out of chips again. I give another challenge.

"What is the square root of 81 times 9?"
"uh, uh, ......"
Different woman says, "81."

Now he is saying the questions are too hard. So I say I bet he cannot get an easy one. He says try him.

"How many cups are in two cups?"
"You lose!" I ask the woman next to him.
I ask the woman next to them, looks to be the mother of the first woman.
"WINNER!" I give her some kind of bonus.

They kept us one more hour and offered yet another, but I was wiped out. Decent tip though for the first extra.

January 29th, 2018 at 3:46:12 pm
"How many cups are in two cups?"

That was asked of Kelly in Married with Children once. Her response, "How should I know?"
January 29th, 2018 at 4:15:40 pm
square root of 81 times 9? too easy

What is √(eπ)*ii

Ask the Wizard if you are having trouble
January 29th, 2018 at 4:17:01 pm
January 29th, 2018 at 5:20:23 pm
"What is the square root of 144 times 12?"
"What is the cube root of 144 times 12?"

Which question did you mean? The first answer is 24√3 which seems funny for a party question.
January 29th, 2018 at 5:35:44 pm
"What is the square root of 144 times 12?"
"What is the cube root of 144 times 12?"

Which question did you mean? The first answer is 24√3 which seems funny for a party question.
January 30th, 2018 at 3:07:22 pm
@Wizard--that is where I got the idea, and curiously near the same result!

Have you ever heard a woman say, "square roots are relaxing" in your time? If she hadn't been married, would that me a math geek pickup line?

Good Qualities in a WomanOctober 15th, 2017 at 6:03:20 pm
Dealing craps again, this time for a fundraiser for some group that puts out service dogs that prisoners train. Before it started we got a chance to meet and pet the dogs a bit, which was nice. They were 8 month old labs and as they were service dogs I asked permission to pet them. They said "sure, go ahead." Discussion with them showed that the dogs were still being socialized and they wanted them used to people. Curious thing was the dogs were fast to paw at you, told that they had to be trained to do things like push elevator buttons.

Later the games started. One of hottest tables I ever remember, and I was so happy they were not making place bets. It was too crowded and too loud to explain them, and they were having enough winning at PASS I just wanted to finish the night, being tired from working the previous night getting home at 1 AM, looking at rental properties that afternoon, and looking at an hour plus drive home.

Then she walked up. Oh my. Attractive gal, and the kind that just ooozed class. The kind of class you like. I don't mean old money, snooty class. I mean the kind that you meet when you show up to do a service call at the big house in the nice part of town, nice cars in the garage, and she is polite and friendly as anything. Of course she was married. They are always married. No harm in noticing.

I actually did not notice much at first. Until she spoke. I immediately took notice as she was explaining FREE ODDS to another player, and doing it RIGHT!

There are varying levels of how people talk about the game. I get many newbies of course. They know nothing. There are people that think they know, then forced me to emasculate them in front of their girlfriend and everyone else at the table. (Another story, I've told it before, but a lesson to beware the quiet guy trying to mind his own business.) There are those that know much but ask me to fill in the tough parts.

Then there was her! I key in when people start to explain to other players. Part to avoid wrong information spreading around my table. Part because I cannot help it, think the frog and the scorpion. She was describing it perfectly. Dealer level explanations. She made one mistake, confusing free odds on the 6/8 with place odds. I just say, "6:5" and she just says, "you're right!" and went on. I am still amazed. You have to remember, I live and love to have a player like this at the table as it takes pressure off me.

Oh, yeah, she could actually throw dice without looking like she was throwing out the first pitch.

Seriously, she had dealer level knowledge of the game in how it works, though I had no idea if she would know procedure. Lucky, this kind almost always hangs for a minute after everyone else leaves to thank me as a dealer, maybe ask where I learned, just a sort of professional courtesy.

Seems she just learned from her husband. Hopefully there are more like her out there.

October 16th, 2017 at 4:09:37 pm
Dealer level knowledge is a wonderful thing; I wish I had it.
Clear, concise and correct explanations are rare. Even a charity or private party game is not the place for anything but terse explanations, whether they come from a player or the busy dealer.

Maybe she will volunteer to be a shill at future events or a stand-by relief dealer if you are double booked.
October 17th, 2017 at 3:16:14 am
A big problem on explaining is that once a game is moving it is hard to explain anything to new walk ups. More than once the game is banging to near casino level. Then a walk up wants to learn. Once two young women say, "can you teach us?" I say to squeeze in and learn. They got upset that I "did not teach them." I am thinking that they should be able to see I have 10+ people at a busy table and can't stop the game for a long explanation.

When it gets that busy I tell them to just play the PASS and watch. 99% of the time someone will give a hand. See, if they are at all attractive then they expect that the male dealer will drop everything for them. Normal people see someone attending to 10 people and understand.

I was in IIRC Canada and some oriental couple was wanting to learn a table game. Early evening and craps was fairly banging. They somehow got the attention of the pit boss and asked something because the pit boss just says, "This is a very complicated game, you probably want to learn on something easier." Yes, my job is to teach. But can't people be reasonable?
October 17th, 2017 at 6:48:35 am
Did you short stick her?
October 17th, 2017 at 4:25:45 pm
My stick ain't short!

Women can't throw diceOctober 1st, 2017 at 12:10:33 pm
I haven't ranted on player behavior in some time and need some therapy.

What is it with women and throwing dice? Well over half of them simply cannot grasp tossing dice 6 or so feet down the table.

A guy goes to throw and he can throw. An occasional guy is a jerk trying to knock chips all over the place, this is rare. He may be a dice setter who does a lob, mostly landing between the PASS and the wall. Or he holds them, flicks his wrist and lower arm, and hits the wall. He tries to not hit chips, unless it is jammed he doesn't.

Women, good grief. Dice weigh at best an ounce each, but they handle them like bricks. One last week threw them like a baseball, meaning throwing a baseball like a girl. Some use less overarm but do a sort of punch thing and release them. Even when they get it near right they so often manage to hit several stacks, more than I could if I tried to make a mess.

I know it will be trouble if they have been in the game for 15 minutes then their turn to shoot. I slide the 5 dice and they ask, "do I take all 5?" **FACEPALM**

I realize that phisiologicaly women throw a baseball different unless it is coached out of them. But we are talking dice. Anyone can see everyone else throwing. I once stopped one who was really struggling and said to watch as I gently threw them as a normal guy would. Even then she struggled. I gave up.

Am I the only one notices this?

October 3rd, 2017 at 1:54:05 pm
Yet the substantiated record for the longest single roll belongs to a woman. Go figure.
October 4th, 2017 at 1:11:35 am
A neophyte female might ask do I take all five but a neophyte male will just grab all five thinking he knows what he is doing.
I'm always aiming for the back wall but we've all hit the stickman at some point in time... though more often hit a stack of chips or something.
October 6th, 2017 at 3:15:14 pm
So far I have yet to see a guy who has been watching take more than 2 dice. They may ask. "any 2?" But they are far more aware what is going on around them. Guys also gave more patience about learning the game.
October 7th, 2017 at 4:27:29 pm
I'm not one to judge on this one. When I throw, at least one die bounces out of the table about 10% of the time. I have noticed men seem to like betting on female shooters, especially if she is cute.
October 10th, 2017 at 6:24:37 am
>bet of female shooters
Of course. Even if the females are with a drunken jerk, the men bet with her.
October 11th, 2017 at 4:07:18 am
>One last week threw them like a baseball


the way to get them to play Craps would be to convince a group of them that women are not allowed at the table.

seriously, I think you have discovered why, generally, they don't play. I hadn't thought of this.

I think he got the gameOctober 27th, 2016 at 3:50:45 pm
You never know if someone is picking up on craps for sure. Last night teaching a guy to play. Slow night, small crowd. He does the usual confusion of before and after a point is established but mostly gets it. But I was not sure until his buddy comes up and throws the dice. Guy gets them about halfway down the table.


Player: "You seem to know the game, did your husband teach you?"

Now that is a guy you want to hit the table with!

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