Corporate thought of the day

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February 20th, 2017 at 4:23:55 PM permalink
Nareed
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Given the higher number of printed pages per day vs the number of pages claimed by coworkers, the conclusion is the office printers amuse themselves at the expense of our office supply budget.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
March 30th, 2017 at 7:45:12 AM permalink
Nareed
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
Threads: 312
Posts: 10506
Scene yesterday at the office:

Me: (trying to put together a price proposal for 259 products)
Supervisor: Hey, how do I do X in BLUESCREEN?
Boss: Hey, remember that project from seven years ago we decided not to take? Who won it?
Accounting: all your expense reports you did as we told you to do are wrong because you did them as we told you to do.
Supervisor: How do I do Y in BLUESCREEN?
Boss: Has client X posted the results that are due in three hours?

I hand in the price proposal and two small errors are found.

Office: you really ought to concentrate on your work.
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
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