Deadpool 2022

July 14th, 2022 at 4:47:10 PM permalink
ams288
Member since: Apr 21, 2016
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Quote: kenarman
Every death is used as a fund raiser.

"In lieu of flowers please donate to xxxxxx."


“In lieu of flowers, please help me pay my legal bills.”
“A straight man will not go for kids.” - AZDuffman
July 14th, 2022 at 7:05:43 PM permalink
rxwine
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: ams288
“In lieu of flowers, please help me pay my legal bills.”


He owed her a nice sentiment. Her "divorce was granted on the grounds of “cruel and inhuman treatment” of Ivana. She also had been issued a gag order that bars her from discussing her marriage to Trump without his permission.
Pro-lifer eats meatball with entire human inside without noticing. "Yum Yum", he says.
July 15th, 2022 at 11:24:45 AM permalink
Tanko
Member since: Aug 15, 2019
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Famous last words.

"I hate going to doctors. I get more sick going to doctors,’” - Ivana Trump, two weeks ago, after her friend suggested she see a doctor about the pain in her hip that made it impossible for her to leave her house.
July 15th, 2022 at 11:54:32 AM permalink
missedhervee
Member since: Apr 23, 2021
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Alas, it seems that somehow god got confused and called for the wrong Trump to ascend to the pearly gates...It must not have heard the pleas of the democrats.
July 15th, 2022 at 12:04:47 PM permalink
AZDuffman
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: missedhervee
Alas, it seems that somehow god got confused and called for the wrong Trump to ascend to the pearly gates...It must not have heard the pleas of the democrats.


I thought you were an atheist?
The President is a fink.
July 15th, 2022 at 12:05:30 PM permalink
AZDuffman
Member since: Oct 24, 2012
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Quote: Tanko
Famous last words.

"I hate going to doctors. I get more sick going to doctors,’” - Ivana Trump, two weeks ago, after her friend suggested she see a doctor about the pain in her hip that made it impossible for her to leave her house.


I hate going as well. Almost died from not going this year. Still hate going.
The President is a fink.
July 15th, 2022 at 12:37:25 PM permalink
Tanko
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Quote: missedhervee
Alas, it seems that somehow god got confused and called for the wrong Trump to ascend to the pearly gates...


Not even a plague brought down upon the earth by the evil one, to kill every fat man on the planet could destroy the mighty Trump. The man appointed by God to trample the grapes of his almighty wrath.

It's in the bible. Or maybe Trump's next book.
July 15th, 2022 at 4:53:10 PM permalink
missedhervee
Member since: Apr 23, 2021
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Quote: Tanko
Not even a plague brought down upon the earth by the evil one, to kill every fat man on the planet could destroy the mighty Trump. The man appointed by God to trample the grapes of his almighty wrath. It's in the bible. Or maybe Trump's next book.


I hope he has an alibi.
July 25th, 2022 at 1:23:26 PM permalink
AZDuffman
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Paul Sorvino.
The President is a fink.
July 31st, 2022 at 10:47:42 AM permalink
terapined
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Bill Russell
Basketball, Celtics
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World"