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They got up the next day and got ready for the day and ate. Already the Mero, Mainos Cake Cream Show went viral, the Cocaine incident at the Mainos International Airport, Axl's walk of pride at the Mainos International Airport with the police following, Axl's booking at the Mero Police Station, and Axl's Court Case all went viral. Fans were all interested.


Axl and Cake Cream all blushed. Fans noticed that Axl was staring right at Billy before Axl answered how he pleaded. They wondered if Billy was the true Cocaine Addict and Smuggler.

On Social Media, Cake Cream and Axl all said they pleaded the fifth on who the Cocaine Addict and Smuggler was.

Billy was so grateful Jimmy, James,Andy, Mike and Axl were all keeping his secret. He told them his feelings and they all welcomed him. They really did make a good Family.

Billy blushed. He went to his and Axl's room and locked the door and snorted a line of Cocaine. He couldn't believe he was relapsing again after being clean for a while. He took some Subutex and opened the door and fell asleep.

Axl and Cake Cream knew what was going on. Billy was back on Cocaine. Billy slept for a couple of hours and Cops knocked on the Luxurious Penthouse Suite door and Axl had a bad feeling what this was about. The Cocaine issue. He told Cake Cream his thoughts and they agreed. Axl made Billy get up and begged him to tell him where all his Cocaine was and told him the Cops were outside.

Billy sheepishly told him where it was and Billy had about 5 bags of Cocaine. There were two huge bottles of baby powder. Axl took a huge baby powder bottle and emptied out all Billy's Cocaine into the huge baby powder bottle and hid the baby powder bottle filled with Cocaine in a false bottom in one of the drawers. Then he put the regular baby powder bottle on top of the armoire.


Axl told Billy,"You protected me from the Cops when I was a Fugitive on the run, I'm glad to return the favor for you." Billy smiled and Axl kissed Billy on his mouth and Billy kissed him back.

Cake Cream and Axl opened the door and the Cops entered with a search warrant for Cocaine. Cake Cream and Axl all gulped, but let them in. The Cops searched the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, looking for Cocaine. They searched all of the rooms in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and didn't find any Cocaine. They were like,"We're leaving. We don't see any Cocaine here. "

They then spotted the regular baby powder bottle. They opened the baby powder and emptied the bottle and looked at the baby powder and were like ," Seriously? You hide Cocaine in a baby powder bottle thinking we can't tell the difference between Cocaine and baby powder? This is insulting!"

They took a good search and realized that it was just regular baby powder. The Cops were like,"This is just regular baby powder for real! We're out of here!"

Cake Cream and Axl all internally smirked and the Cops soon left. Axl locked the Luxurious Penthouse Suite door.

Billy thanked Axl for his smart idea and Axl welcomed him. Axl retrieved the Cocaine Baby powder and gave it to Billy. Billy smiled.

Axl joked that the Cops were probably wearing body cam and the recent search was going to go viral soon. All of Cake Cream laughed and were impressed by how quickly Axl got the hang of body cam.

They decided to go to the movies. Axl told Billy to put the Cocaine baby powder bottle in the vent. Billy questioned this and Axl said,'"Just trust me!" Billy was confused, but heeded Axl's suggestion and put the Cocaine baby powder bottle in the vent. James, Jimmy,Mike and Andy were also all confused but decided to trust Axl.

They all put on their bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the movies and had fun. While they were at the movies, different Cops had search warrants and got a key from front desk for Cake Cream and Axl's luxurious Penthouse Suite and went in and did more searching and found the false bottom that the Cocaine baby powder bottle was in before and searched it and found no Cocaine.

The Lieutenant told his deputies, "What we're doing is creepy. We're in Cake Cream and Axl's Luxurious Penthouse Suite and we got in when they aren't even in and don't even know that we're in here! We should just leave. It's obvious there's no Cocaine in here. "

The Deputies agreed with the Lieutenant that what they were doing was creepy and they should leave. They left, locking the Luxurious Penthouse Suite. They never checked the vent where the Cocaine baby powder was hidden.

Axl and Cake Cream watched a couple of more movies and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled more and ate and went to sleep.

After the movies, Cake Cream and Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and watched the News. Mark did a prison confession that was televised. Mark said,"I broke into Billy's house the day his house caught on fire. I was looking to see if I could steal some money since Cake Cream and Axl have a combined net worth of around 3 billion. I had gloves on. I didn't see James, Billy, Mike, James', Andy, or Axl. I thought I was alone. I found $50,000 and put it in my duffel bag.



I was hungry, so I went into Billy's fridge looking for food and I saw pizza. I took out the pizza and prepared to put it in the oven to warm it up. The oven was off and when I opened the oven, there was already a pizza inside. I ate the pizza that was inside and still felt a little hungry, so I took out the pizza I planned to eat in the first place and put it in the oven and turned it on. I then heard snoring and looked in Billy's room and saw him sleeping.



I knew if he got up and saw me in his house, he'd call the Cops and I'd be arrested. I have a long criminal record and have many outstanding warrants from multiple states, so I definitely didn't want to be arrested. I panicked, took my duffel bag filled with the stolen $50,000 and ran, and in my haste, I forgot I had put a pizza in the oven and it was still on. I later saw that Billy's house had burned down. I knew Billy would be the prime suspect, and he did end up being the prime suspect, so I kept my mouth shut. I did confess by accident to Arson of Billy's house recently in Court. I am confessing what really happened because I have been offered a plea deal for EVERY charge I have against me if I confessed what REALLY happened to Billy's house that day.



Cake Cream and Axl were all relieved that Billy did NOT commit accidental Arson to his house! Billy and Axl were particularly relieved. Maybe insurance could give them a huge payout since Billy wasn't the one who burned the house down! There was finally some silver linings in all of the bad things happening to Cake Cream and Axl lately! Cake Cream and Axl were all happy!

They chilled and soon went to sleep. The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. The News said that Cake Cream and Axl could press charges against Mark Riley for breaking into Billy's house, stealing $50,000 from them, and accidentally setting Billy's/their house on fire, especially since Billy was in it when Mark accidentally set the house on fire and let the public think poor Billy had accidentally set his house on fire. Oh no, Cake Cream and Axl knew it was time to go back to Hawaii to press charges against Mark for this. They REALLY didn't want to go back to Hawaii. But then, there was a silver lining. The News said that Mark would be brought to MIAMI, in Court, so Cake Cream and Axl wouldn't have to fly to Hawaii again. Cake Cream and Axl were happy they didn't have to fly to Hawaii.



Andy pointed out,"But, uh, we probably don't want Mark in Miami, he's crazily obsessed with me and Axl!" Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike wondered if Andy had a good point. Axl said,"But Mark is still recovering from his gunshot wound. And he'd be handcuffed from the back anyways. He won't be much of a threat to us handcuffed and recovering from a gunshot wound."



Andy, Billy, Mike, James and Jimmy all were relieved by what Axl said. Axl made perfect sense. The News later said that Mark's Court date for Miami was tomorrow.



Cake Cream and Axl chilled in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.



Mark was put on a plane ride to Miami and was handcuffed. He had assistance to use the bathroom and eat and drink. Mark couldn't believe he was going to court in Miami. He assumed he would stay in Hawaii. He was still in pain from his gunshot wound.



Cake Cream and Axl went to court and were processed. They were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Mark came soon, handcuffed from the back.



Cake Cream and Axl were once again glad they didn't have to go back to Hawaii.



Cake Cream and Axl all said they wanted to press charges against Mark Riley.



Older Axl showed up suddenly, and Cake Cream and Axl were surprised to see Older Axl. He was also wearing a motorcycle helmet and a bulletproof vest.



Older Axl said,"I'd like to press charges against Mark Riley too. Mark broke into my dressing room, impersonated me and also claimed to be Younger Axl, knocked me out with a gun, tied me up, and held a gun to my head! "



The crowd gasped and the Prosecutor asked Mark if this was true and Mark admitted it. Mark pleaded Guilty to one count of identity theft(Pretending to be Older Axl), one count of identity theft(Pretending to be Younger Axl) breaking and entering (Breaking into Older Axl's dressing room) , one count of unlawful imprisonment(tying up Older Axl) one count of assault with a deadly weapon(Knocking out Older Axl with gun, one count of aggravated threatening assault with deadly weapon(Holding gun to Older Axl's head), one count of breaking and entering(Breaking into Billy's house) one count of Grand Larceny,(Stealing $50,000 from Cake Cream and Axl) one count of accidental Arson(Accidentally setting Billy's house on fire).



Mark was soon sent back to the Hawaii prison. Older Axl, Axl, and all of Cake Cream chatted amicably, glad Mark confessed to being guilty of all of these things. They all went to Denny's and had a nice brunch and paid and left. They all went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite.



Older Axl chilled with Axl and Cake Cream, and they all had a nice time just hanging out. A while later, Older Axl went back to his house.



Cake Cream and Axl continued chilling and then went to sleep.

They got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. Axl's resentment of Andy for attempting to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000 when he was a Fugitive on the run and hiding in Billy's house and Andy stealing 1.6 Billion from his Cake Cream Brothers felt EXTREMELY bad today. Axl heard Fighter by Christina Aguilera and felt the words could refer to how he felt about Andy. Axl told Cake Cream he wanted to go to the bar. Cake Cream were all like,"Okay, let's go to the bar!" Axl smiled. They all put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They left.



Cake Cream and Axl all went to the bar. At the bar, Axl decided to sing Fighter by Christina Aguilera at Karaoke. Axl went to Karaoke and said,"I'd like to sing Fighter by Christina Aguilera!" Cake Cream and the Audience all cheered for him. Axl smiled and sang,



Hmm, after all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end, I wanna thank you
'Cause you made me that much stronger

Well I, I thought I knew you
Thinkin' that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust
Called your bluff, time is up, 'cause I've had enough
You were there by my side, always down for the ride
But your joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out in shame, mm-hmm

After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But uh-uh, oh no, yeah, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable
I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh

I never saw it coming
All of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in on a good thing before I realized your game
I heard you're goin' 'round playin' the victim now
But don't even begin feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave

After all of the fights and the lies
Guess you're wanting to hurt me
But that won't work anymore
No more, uh-uh, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now and never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust, so cruel?
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
You won't stop me

I am a fighter and I (I'm a fighter)
I ain't gon' stop (I ain't gon' stop)
There is no turning back
I've had enough

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder (oh, ooh-yeah)
It makes me that much wiser (ooh yeah)
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter (fighter)

Thought I would forget
Thought I, but I remembered (oh)
'Cause I remember (oh)
I remember
Thought I would forget (oh)
I remember (oh)
'Cause I remember (oh)
I remember

Makes me that much stronger (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter



Cake Cream and the Audience cheered wildly for Axl. Axl smiled and got off the stage. The Audience had been filming this. It was sure to go viral soon. He went back to Cake Cream.



Andy blushed, knowing that Axl sang Fighter about him. They all chilled, enjoying each other's company. They were drinking coke and rum. They soon left. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and sure enough, the Fighter Karaoke song by Axl Rose went viral. Fans on Social Media assumed that Axl had Mark Riley in mind when he sang Fighter today. Axl and Cake Cream all looked at each knowingly, knowing Axl actually had Andy in mind when he sang Fighter at Karaoke.



Andy blushed and said, "Axl, we barely even knew you when we were hiding you as a Fugitive in Billy's house when I suggested we sell you out for $5,000/$1,000! You weren't supposed to find out about me attempting to sell you out in the first place! If Jimmy had kept his big mouth shut and not told you that, we wouldn't have been in this mess now!" Axl blushed.



Jimmy said,"We agreed to be more open with each other, that means I had to tell Axl about you attempting to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000!

Mike said,"Speaking about being more open with each other, Andy, you really fucked up by attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000, and then stealing 1.6 billion from us!"



Andy said in anger,"Okay, since we're so open with each other, Axl used the defibrillator on James after he fell into a Coma after YOU, Jimmy, hit him in the stomach with your Bass Guitar!



James was shocked. He didn't know that Axl used the defibrillator on him. He didn't even know he was ever in a coma in the first place.



Axl was like,"Andy, you really didn't have to let James know about the defibrillator thing!"



Andy responded nastily,"We agreed to be more open with each other!"



James was like,"Thank you for getting me out of the coma by using the defibrillator on me, but couldn't you have harmed me by using the defibrillator on me?"



Axl responded,"You only had about five minutes to live in that Coma. I had to pull you out or you would have been dead. The worst thing that happened to you was a mini seizure that the Doctors quickly stabilized."



Billy said,"It's true, James. Axl saved your life." James once again thanked Axl. Axl welcomed him.



Axl stared at Andy deeply. He couldn't believe Andy threw him under the bus a few moments ago by telling James about the defibrillator thing. Axl went to the fridge and took out a bottle of Coke and poured a glass of Coke and drank it. He then drank another and then another. And then another.



Cake Cream knew that Axl excessively drinking Coke meant Axl was feeling really stressed.



Axl, you're drinking a lot of Coke again!" Jimmy pointed out, concerned.



Axl nastily responded,"It's better than doing Cocaine like a certain addicted Cokehead Drummer in Cake Cream does!"



Billy gasped. So did James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy.



They all couldn't believe Axl said that! Axl drank another glass of Coke. He then claimed he was going to the Park.



James, Billy, Mike, James and Andy were shocked by Axl's outburst about Billy, but still wanted to support him. They all claimed they were coming with him.



Axl then claimed he was going to the zoo. They all claimed they were coming with him. He then claimed he was going to the movies. They all said they were coming with him. He then said he was going to the mall. They all said they were coming with him.



He then said,"Would you guys all leave me alone? I just want to be by myself!"



Cake Cream all reluctantly allowed Axl to go out by himself. Axl turned off his phone location, as he didn't want Cake Cream to know where he was. He went to McDonald's and bought some large Cokes and drank them, thinking of the latest Cake Cream messes. After drinking his large Cokes, he went to the Supermarket and bought a pack of Marlboro cigarettes and a lighter. He also bought more Coke bottles. He went to a secluded place and lit up cigarettes and smoked and drank some more Coke. He enjoyed his cigarettes and Coke drinks.



Back in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, Billy, Mike and Jimmy all admonished Andy for telling James about the defibrillator thing. They pointed out that Andy threw Axl under the bus by doing that.



Andy blushed uncomfortably. I'm still pissed about Jimmy telling Axl that I attempted to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000 , so I took it out by telling about the defibrillator thing! Jimmy, you REALLY shouldn't have told Axl about me trying to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000



Jimmy admitted he blurted that out because he was resentful of Axl being resentful of them for playing their Demo songs at the Rolling Stones Concert and not songs Axl wrote for them and being resentful that Cake Cream has a Grammy, but not Guns N'Roses.



Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy, and Andy all chatted and chilled and then went to sleep.



Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite, feeling a little better and climbed into his and Billy's bed and was next to Billy, smiled, and fell asleep.

They got up the next day. Billy, Axl, James, Andy, Mike, and Jimmy all looked at each other awkwardly. What would they do about yesterday's fiasco? They were all thinking about it. They ate and got ready for the day.



Axl lightheartedly asked,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?"



Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy and Andy laughed. But they really didn't know where they would go from here with all the bad things happening with Cake Cream and Axl and Axl resenting Andy and for very good reason. Andy soon went back to sleep. He got up a little while later and heard James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike and Axl all chatting about him. He pretended to still be asleep.



Billy said," Andy is a true fuck up. Attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000 and stealing $1.6 Billion from me, James, Andy, and Mike. Plus on top of that, he had went off into the wind suddenly because he didn't want to share any of his Lottery Winnings with us.



Mike said,"Andy's creepily obsessed with money. No one with completely good morals would ever pull the stunts Andy has pulled.



Axl responded,"Andy's actually a really decent person when he's not obsessed with money. Let's just say, I'm grateful that it's ANDY who is doing these awful stunts for money and not Billy. Andy attempting to sell me out for $5,000/$1,000 hurts me to my core, and I'm also hurt that he stole $1.6 Billion from you guys, but if Billy was the one who had attempted to sell me out for $5,000/$1,000, and stolen 1.6 Billion from his Brothers and dud that Lottery stunt, it hurt me so much more. The pain would be beyond unbearable. Thank God I'm dating Billy and not Andy, because if my boyfriend, Billy had pulled these stunts, I would completely have a mental, emotional, and nervous breakdown.



Cake Cream nodded in agreement. James said,"Andy has proven a few times how untrustworthy he really is.



Jimmy said,"If we were the Titanic, Andy would be the Iceberg."



Billy said, Actually, we're ALL the Titanic. Andy's creepy, obsessive love of money is the iceberg, not Andy himself.



Mike said, "Andy's actually a good guy, he just had that nasty loving money way too much thing. I don't trust him to not turn on us again for money.



Axl responded, "The thing is, it's not that we DON'T trust Andy, it's that we CAN'T trust Andy. There's a huge difference between the two."



Cake Cream agreed Axl had a valid point. They chatted a little while longer about Andy's betrayals, and chilled more. Andy soon "got up," and everyone decided they wanted to go to the bar. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left and went to the bar.



At the bar, Axl went to Karaoke again and said,"I'd like to sing For The Love Of Money," by the Ojays! " The Audience and Cake Cream cheered for him.



Axl sang



Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money

Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all
Do things, do things, do things, bad things with it
You want to do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money, dollar bills y'all, come on now
Yeah, yeah

For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother(Axl REALLY belted this line emotionally, his voice cracking in deep emotion, thinking about Andy robbing his Cake Cream Brothers and his Axl brother)

Axl ad-libbed emotionally,"For The Love of money they'd sell out their own brother!" His voice once again cracked with deep emotion.

For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money

For the love of money
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of money
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
Call that mean, mean, mean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar

I know that money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime?
Money can drive some people out of their minds

For the love of money
Don't sell your soul for money, no, no
For the love of money
Lay down, lay down, a woman will

Money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime?
Money can drive some people out of their minds

got to have it, I really need it
(For the love of money) give it up, give it up, give it up, yeah
(For the love of money) got to have it, some people really need it
(For the love of money) give me, give me, give me, cash money

I need, I need
(For the love of money) give me, give me, give me
(For the love of money)
(For the love of money) how many things have I heard you say?

don't let it, don't let it, don't let money rule you
(For the love of money) how many things have I heard you say
(For the love of money) don't let it, don't let it, don't let money fool you
(For the love of money) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(For the love of money) got to have it, I really need it

Save your soul, save your soul, don't sell it
For that mean, mean, mean, mean green

People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on tellin' you
People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on changin', yeah, changin' up your mind
You keep on, you keep on
Changin', yeah, changin' up your mind

People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on tellin' y'all
People know that money, don't let money change you
Almighty dollar
Keep on changin', yeah, changin' up your mind.



The Audience once again was filming this and it was sure to go viral soon.



The Audience and MOST of Cake Cream cheered wildly, but Andy only slowly clapped, knowing that Axl was singing For The Love Of Money for him. Andy blushed. Axl got off the stage and went back to Cake Cream. Cake Cream and Axl all knew that Axl was once again singing about Andy. They drank some more Coke and rum. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse soon after.



They chilled and then went to sleep.

They soon all fell asleep. The next day, Cake Cream and Axl got up, ate, and got ready for the day. Andy said that he was going to go to the mall by himself. Axl had a plan and wanted to test if Andy was willing to sell out Billy, Axl, James, Mike, and Jimmy. He would put on a disguise and not wear a motorcycle helmet and show up at the mall.


Andy soon left to go to the mall and Axl put on a normal looking disguise and told Billy, James, Jimmy, and Mike his plan and they were all in on it. Axl put on a bulletproof vest and went to the mall and saw Andy. He approached Andy and said in a changed voice," Hi, Andy, I'm Max Kendall with TMZ and I'd like to make you an offer for 20 Million to spill all of Billy, Jimmy, Mike, James, and Axl's secrets."

Axl in his head said,"Please, Andy, refuse. Please don't be willing to sell us all out for 20 Million.

Andy said,"20 Million sounds good!

Axl said in his head,"Oh no!"

Axl pretending to be Max said,"Just give me your phone number and spill all of Cake Cream and Axl's secrets, and I'll Zelle you the 20 Million!" Axl's heart was breaking. He was hurt and disappointed in Andy.

Andy continued,"But, Axl would be very mad at me if I spilled all of the rest of Cake Cream and Axl's secrets for money." In fact, EVERYBODY would be mad at me for selling them out for money.

Axl smiled a little inside. Axl played hardball and said,"Axl, Billy, James, Mike, and Jimmy don't have to know. It can just be between us. You'll be 20 Million richer!"

Andy paused for about a minute and Axl in his head was like,"Please don't cave, Andy. Please refuse."

Andy said,"They all would still find out somehow. I can't sell out Axl and Cake Cream for 20 Million by betraying our secrets. They'd never trust me again. I'm sorry, but my final answer is no. End of discussion."

Axl was cheering inside. Andy refused to sell out Axl and Cake Cream! Axl as Max said,"I respect your decision to not sell out Cake Cream and Axl."

Andy said,"Thank you!" Axl as Max welcomed him and they said their goodbyes and Axl left happily. Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and told Billy, James,Mike, and Jimmy about Andy refusing to sell them out for 20 Million. They were all happy Andy refused. Andy really seemed to be regretting turning on Cake Cream and Axl for money.

They chilled for a while and then Andy came back home.

Andy said,"Some guy from TMZ named Max Kendall offered me 20 Million to tell him all of you guys secrets!

Axl said,"Please tell us you refused. Axl was smirking inside knowing Andy had refused. Billy, Jimmy, Mike and James backed up Axl.

Andy said,"I refused to sell out your guys secrets for money."

Jimmy, James, Billy Mike and Axl all cheered. Axl Zelled Andy 20 Million from his bank account for refusing to sell them out.

Andy was pleasantly surprised to see that Axl Zelled him 20 Million and thanked him. Axl welcomed him. Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike also Zelled him 20 Million for refusing to sell out the secrets. Andy was thankful that Billy, James, Mike and Jimmy also gave him 20 Million each. He thanked all of them and was welcomed. They all chatted and chilled for the day and then went to sleep.

They got up the next day. They ate and got ready for the day. They decided they all wanted to go to the mall. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left. They went to the mall and Axl saw that the REAL Max Kendall from TMZ was there! Axl's stomach dropped and his heart skipped beats. Axl was like,"Billy, Mike, Andy, James, Jimmy, let's all leave the mall right now!"



They were confused, but Axl was like,"I need us to leave right now! Walk in front of me now and don't look back!"



Jimmy, James, Billy, Mike, and Andy all followed Axl's orders and walked in front of him out of the mall. They were curious, but tentatively trusted Axl and they all went to the zoo and Fans asked them for Autographs and Selfies and they obliged. The Fans thanked them and they welcomed them. They chilled at the zoo and then went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled more and went to sleep.



The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. TMZ's Max Kendall released footage of Axl looking right at him and then making Cake Cream scurry away. The clip went viral. Oh no.



Fans on Social Media asked why Axl didn't want to speak to Max Kendall and rushed Cake Cream out of the mall. Billy, Mike, Axl, James and Jimmy knew exactly why Axl had done that, but Andy had no clue. Axl responded,"I didn't want to talk to TMZ, so I rushed Cake Cream and myself out of the mall.



Fans were like,"Makes sense." Axl and the Fans chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.



Cake Cream were all in awe of how good of a Manager, Spokesperson, Brother to Jimmy, James, Mike, and Andy and Boyfriend to Billy Axl was.



Andy's phone rang and it was the REAL Max Kendall. Andy answered and put the phone on speaker.



Max Kendall asked Andy if he'd be willing to do a one on one interview with him where Andy gives all of Jimmy, James, Mike, Billy's and Axl's secrets. He offered him 20 Million to do this.



Andy responded,"Max, why are you AGAIN offering me $20 Million dollars to tell you all of Billy, Mike, James, Jimmy and Axl's secrets? You offered me this the other day and I refused to sell out their secrets for money and you told me you respected my decision!"



Max responded,"No, we didn't have this conversation before recently. Someone must have impersonated me!"



Axl, Jimmy, James, Mike, and Billy all looked at each other knowingly and uncomfortably.



Andy responded,"Okay, it's very plausible that you were impersonated, but the answer is no. Axl, James, Jimmy, Mike and Billy would be mad at me and permanently lose trust in me if I sold out their secrets for money.



Max responded,"I respect your loyalty to James, Jimmy , Mike, Billy, and Axl. I respect your decision to not sell them out. "



Andy thanked him and was welcomed. Max said,"I wonder who impersonated me." Andy responded,"I don't know who impersonated you." Max and Andy chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Andy wondered who impersonated Max and tricked him. Axl responded guiltily,"This seems like something Mark Riley would pull." Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Andy responded,"I could see Mark Riley pulling this stunt, but he's in Hawaii in a Prison infirmary. There's no way Mark could have pulled this stunt.



Axl said,"Why don't we just drop this?" Cake Cream backed up Axl. Andy reluctantly agreed to drop it. But, the REAL Max Kendall had been recording the entire phone call and... The phone call went viral. Thank God Andy hadn't sold out the rest of Cake Cream and Axl for money!



The rest of Cake Cream and Axl were incredibly nervous. Max did an interview where he demanded to know who impersonated him. Billy, James, Jimmy, Mike and Axl were all deep in this now.



Axl said,"Let's just watch something else. Something that's current and still running. Let's go watch Game Of Thrones. Everyone else shook their heads.



Andy suspicious, pointed out that Game Of Thrones ended years ago. The rest of Cake Cream backed up Andy.



Axl nervously said,"Let's watch Young Sheldon!" The rest of Cake Cream and Andy agreed that Young Sheldon was still current and still running.



They watched Young Sheldon, and the episode was funny, but Axl was laughing a fake, nervous type of laughter, not the REAL kind of amused laughter. Axl couldn't believe he could possibly get into trouble for impersonating Max Kendall from TMZ.



All of Cake Cream noticed Axl's weird laughter. Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike knew exactly why Axl was fake laughing, but Andy didn't.



Andy straight up asked Axl,"Axl, anything you want to confess?"



Axl shook his head no. He said,"No." The rest of Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Andy suspicious said,"We agreed to be more open with each other!" Everyone knew that was the prompt to open up and tell whatever they were hiding from each other.



Axl said,"I'm not hiding anything." Axl stuck his finger in his ear and took it out and looked at it, one of his telltale sign of being nervous.



Andy asked,"Axl, did you impersonate Max Kendall?"



Billy, James, Mike, Axl, and Jimmy all looked at each other and at Andy nervously.



Andy responded,"Oh my God! Axl, you really did impersonate Max Kendall!"



Axl said to Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike,"Come to my and Billy's room and let's discuss something! Andy, you stay out here!" James, Jimmy, Mike and Billy all went to Axl and Billy's room. Axl locked the door and said,"Should I confess to Andy that I impersonated Max Kendall?" Jimmy, James, Mike, and Billy were all like, "Andy already is suspicious. Maybe telling Andy the truth is the right thing to do."



Axl nodded and they all went back to where Andy was. Axl took a deep breath and said,"Yes, Andy, I impersonated Max Kendall."



Andy responded,"I can't believe you pulled such a nasty stunt on me!" And Billy, James, Jimmy, and Mike, you were all in on it!"



Cake Cream and Axl all reluctantly nodded.



Andy said,"Maybe I should call Max Kendall back and tell him who REALLY impersonated him. Axl had a panicked look and begged Andy to not tell Max Kendall about Axl impersonating him. Axl pointed out he wouldn't have turned Andy in if the shoe was on the other foot. Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Axl continued," Andy, you've been doing so well lately. Please don't turn on me again." Axl was begging Andy. Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Andy took a deep breath and said,"I said that out of anger. I'm not going to turn you into Max Kendall."



Cake Cream and Axl all breathed sighs of relief. They thanked Andy and Andy welcomed them. They chilled some more and then went to sleep.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. Fans on Social Media were begging for a new Cake Cream Show soon. Axl and Cake Cream didn't want to do a Show soon, but they were working for the Fans. They reluctantly put on their bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left and went to the James L Knight Center. Axl booked a show for tomorrow. The Fans were happy. Cake Cream and Axl went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and practiced for tomorrow's Show. They chilled until the next day.



The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day and practiced more. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and practiced more. Soon, it was time for the Show. They were performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and were really good, but then they spotted Max Kendall from TMZ! Axl's stomach turned into knots and his heart skipped several beats again and he told Cake Cream that Max Kendall was there. No! Cake Cream all thought simultaneously. Max Kendall was like,"Hi, Cake Cream and Axl, care for an Impromptu Interview? Axl responded,"We're working, you jerk!" Fans laughed at Axl's sharp rebuttal. Max was filming everything.



Axl and Cake Cream felt nervous, but Axl reminded them that they were working for the Fans and needed to keep doing a good Show for the Fans. They heeded Axl's advice and continued doing a good show. The Fans cheered wildly. The Final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the show was over. After the show, they left the building, but lo and behold, Max Kendall was there, wanting to do an impromptu Interview. Max was filming them. And following them. Cake Cream and Axl were agitated. Max was like,"How does it feel being the most wealthiest band in the world? Cake Cream and Axl continued walking away. Max followed them, still filming.



"How does it feel having Mark Riley obsessed with you guys?" Max asked. Cake Cream and Axl continued walking away. Max continued following them. Max gloated he wasn't going to go away until they spoke to him.



Cake Cream and Axl all agreed with each other that maybe, just maybe, they should just give Max that impromptu Interview he so clearly wanted.



Cake Cream and Axl said to Max,"Okay, we'll talk to you in order to get you to stop harassing us." Max smiled.



Max asked,"How does it feel being the wealthiest band in the world?"



Axl said,"It feels great. We definitely weren't expecting to get so wealthy in such a short time."



Billy pointed out,"We technically are only the wealthiest band in the world because Brandon Records being forced to pay us $2.5 Billion for lying about us in Court. We would only have been worth about $200 Million each if it wasn't for the Brandon Records thing." Jimmy, James, Mike, Axl, and Andy all backed up Billy.



Max asked Axl, "Why did you run away when you saw me at the mall the other day?"



Axl responded,"I ran away because I didn't want to speak to TMZ like I answered on Social Media.



Max asked,"Is the REAL reason you ran away because you impersonated me?"



Axl responded,"I didn't impersonate you. If you ask me, the impersonation thing has Mark Riley written all over it. He's impersonated me and Older Axl. Cake Cream backed up Axl.



Mark responded,"Mark Riley is still in the Prison infirmary in Hawaii. He couldn't have impersonated me."



Axl reconfirmed that he didn't impersonate Max.



Mark them asked Andy,"Do you think that Axl is the one who impersonated me?"



Axl telepathically begged Andy to not rat him out. Billy, James, Mike and Jimmy also telepathically begged Andy to not rat out Axl.



Andy responded,"No, I don't think Axl is the one who impersonated you. Axl doesn't run around impersonating people. Axl, Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike all smiled inside. They were glad Andy didn't rat out Axl.



Max asked Andy, "Who do you think impersonated me?"



Andy responded,"I honestly don't know. Maybe someone who just felt like pranking and trolling me for fun."



Max was like,"Actually, they also trolled me by pretending to be me."



Andy was like,"Can we wrap up this impromptu interview? We're all tired, we just had finished a Cake Cream Show and we're tired. Cake Cream and Axl backed up Andy.



Max was like,"Okay, final question. Has any Member of Cake Cream or Axl turned on each other?



Billy, James, Jimmy Mike Billy and even Andy all mentally answered that Andy turned on Cake Cream and Axl.



Out loud they all said,"No."



Max was like,"Thank you guys for doing this impromptu Interview." Cake Cream and Axl all welcomed him and he walked away.



Cake Cream and Axl all went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and talked about the impromptu Interview with Max Kendall and how it was sure to go viral soon. They were grateful they didn't say anything damaging in that impromptu Interview with Max. They chilled some more and fell asleep.

They got up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. The Max Kendall impromptu Interview went viral and on Social Media, Fans thought Max Kendall was being a jerk, harassing Cake Cream and Axl for that impromptu Interview. They pointed out that it was clear that Max Kendall forced Cake Cream and Axl to do that impromptu Interview. Axl even pointed out that Max was harassing them. They loved Axl and Cake Cream's quick thinking answers however.



Axl smirked, knowing he specifically told Max on purpose he was harassing them for that Impromptu Interview. Cake Cream were also all smirking.



Back in Hawaii, Mark also got to watch the impromptu Interview on the news in his prison infirmary and couldn't believe that Axl implicated him as Max Kendall's Impersonator when Mark was in a different STATE, roughly 10 hours away by plane. Mark thought,"Axl DOES realize that no one would actually think I impersonated Max Kendall from a different STATE, right?" Mark couldn't believe that Axl threw him under the bus with the implication. Mark thought,"Boy, if I weren't in a Prison infirmary in Hawaii, I'd go kick Axl's ass for this!"



Back in Miami, on Social Media, Axl Rose Critics pointed out that Axl was quick to implicate Mark Riley as Max Kendall's Impersonator, despite Mark being in a Prison infirmary in Hawaii. They wondered if Axl was really Max Kendall's Impersonator.



Axl responded on Social Media, I said what I said about Mark since Mark has impersonated me and Older Axl."



Critics straight up responded,"Axl, did you impersonate Max Kendall?"



Axl responded,"No, I didn't impersonate Max. Why would I impersonate Max? I don't run around impersonating people like Andy pointed out."



Critics responded, "You have valid points."



Axl responded,"Thank you."



The Critics welcomed him. They chatted for a while and said their goodbyes.



Axl and Cake Cream watched some TV. Rocking Rick called Axl's cellphone and asked if Andy and Axl wanted to do a Radio Interview for tonight since they were both being harassed by Mark Riley.



Axl told Rocking Rick to hold on and he did.



Axl asked Andy what Rocking Rick suggested and Andy said,"I'm up for this!"



Axl smiled and told Rocking Rick that Andy was up for this. Rocking Rick told him he was excited. Rocking Rick and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Andy and Axl were happy to be doing a Rocking Rick Interview! Rocking Rick was such a nice Interviewer.



Cake Cream and Axl chilled more.

At 5 PM, Axl and Andy got ready for Rocking Rick's Interview, which was in the actual Y-100 Radio Station this time, not a phone call. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and told Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike their goodbyes and they said them back.


Andy and Axl left to go to the Y-100 Radio Station. On the way to the Radio Station, Axl said to Andy,"Please don't say anything that could damage me, yourself, James, Jimmy, Mike, Billy, Older Axl,Wild Guns, etc. Andy said he wouldn't. Axl smiled. Andy had really turned leaves for the better. Soon, they went to the Y-100 Radioactive Station. Rocking Rick showed up and warmly welcomed them.

Axl and Andy warmly welcomed him too. The Interview started and Rocking Rick said,"I'm here with Axl Rose and Andy McCall from Cake Cream!" How are you guys?"

Axl and Andy both responded,"I'm good, how are you doing?"

RR responded,"I'm good, thanks for asking.

Axl and Andy responded,"You're welcome.

RR asked,"Andy and Axl, you guys have been in quite big scandals with Mark Riley being overly obsessed with you. How does Mark's obsession with you make you guys feel?

Axl responded," Mark's creepy obsession with me and Andy has been quite taxing, I must say.

Andy responded,"But it made me and Axl's friendship stronger."

Axl smiled. Axl said," Andy's right. Also, I love how Andy was able to save Older Axl's life by distracting Mark with the kiss to get Mark to drop his gun so I could pull the gun on Mark instead and get him away from Older Axl.

Andy responded,"Axl and I planned that trick on Mark together. We both knew Mark would fall for it, so we set Mark up into falling for it."

RR said,"That must have been nerve wracking to see Mark pull the gun on Older Axl and threaten to Murder Older Axl. And have him demand that you Andy go to him in order to save Older Axl's life.

Andy and Axl responded,"Sure was."

RR asked Axl tough question. "Axl, were you ever planning to actually give Andy to Mark for real to save Older Axl's life?"

Axl responded,"I actually was at first going to say something like,"Mark, I'm not giving Andy to you, you sick freak!" But I figured if I said that, Mark would most likely shoot Older Axl dead, so Andy and I did our,"Andy distracts Mark with a kiss and I take gun and pull it on Mark!" Plan. I was never going to actually give Andy to Mark. I'd never betray Andy like that."

Andy responded,"Yep,Axl would never actually give me to Mark. Andy smiled.

RR asked Andy,"Would you ever betray Axl?"

Axl and Andy had panicked looks underneath their motorcycle helmets, both thinking about Andy's betrayals of Cake Cream and Axl. Axl told Andy telapathically to answer no.

Andy responded,"No, I would never betray Axl or any of my Cake Cream Brothers.

RR responded,"That's good to hear. Loyalty is important in Brotherhood.

Andy and Axl both thanked RR and he welcomed them.

RR asked,"It's kind of weird that Max Kendall asked you Andy specifically to betray Cake Cream and Axl for 20 Million and didn't ask James, Jimmy, Mike Billy or Axl the same question.

Andy responded,"Yep, it was weird, but like I said,"I would never betray my Band Brothers for money. Axl laughed sardonically and quietly inside, thinking about Andy doing exactly that just not too long ago.

RR asked Axl,"If Andy had betrayed you guys to Max Kendall for 20 Million, would Andy still be a part of Cake Cream?

Andy was curious to hear Axl's answer.

Axl responded,"If Andy had betrayed us to Max Kendall for 20 Million, he would still be part of Cake Cream, we just would have a very hard time trusting him anymore like we do. If Andy had even thought of betraying any of us for something as little as $5,000, we would have a very hard time trusting him. Andy blushed, knowing that Axl was referring to him attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000. We trust Andy a lot. "

RR said,$5,000 is a specific number and the exact amount of the Bounty for turning you in when you were a Fugitive on the run the first time. Are you implying that Andy tried to sell you out for $5,000?"

Andy and Axl both shook their heads no, even though they both knew Andy did exactly that.

Axl responded,"Andy had no idea where I was during my time as a Fugitive and even if he did, he wouldn't try to sell me out for $5,000.

Andy backed him up, saying,"I wouldn't break Axl's trust for any amount of money."

Axl responded,"Andy wouldn't. And he wouldn't break any of our trust for any amount of money."

Andy responded,"I wouldn't."

RR said,"It's so refreshing to see the deep relationship you, James, Billy, Mike, James and Jimmy all have. I love that!"

Andy and Axl thanked him and he welcomed them.

RR took a live call from a fan requesting that Axl sing The Hurt Song from Cake Cream.

Axl and Andy blanched. The Hurt Song was originally written about Andy trying to sell out Axl for $5,000.

Axl told RR,"The Hurt Song was written when Cake Cream was NOT in a good place. It came from a place of hurt, hence the song. Maybe the Fan will settle for the upbeat All The Right Words which is Cake Cream's biggest hit?"

The Fan responded,"No, I REALLY want you to sing The Hurt Song. Please?"

Axl responded,"Okay, I'll sing The Hurt Song for you." The Fan thanked him and he welcomed her.

Axl sang The Hurt Song, full of pain and melancholy, thinking about Andy's attempted betrayal. The Fan was delighted and Axl welcomed her. Soon, the fan hung up.

RR was like,"That was really good and you sounded really hurt when you sang that.

Axl responded,"Everytime Cake Cream plays The Hurt Song, I feel incredible pain.

Why do YOU feel such pain when The Hurt Song is about James betraying Jimmy by having sex with Allison?"

Axl responded,"It's complicated, let's just say it's REALLY a personal song for all of us."

RR asked Andy if he shared Axl's sentiments about The Hurt Song.

Andy's stomach turned into knots, knowing the "Brother," Axl spoke about betraying him was Andy himself. Andy knew he had to respond diplomatically.

Andy responded," It's a personal song for all of us because it's about being betrayed by a brother. We're all Brothers except Billy and Axl who are dating, and that betrayal was a very messed up betrayal that shouldn't ever have happened and I'm sorry it ever happened.

Axl responded,"Andy's right. We're all sorry that brotherly betrayal that inspired The Hurt Song happened."

RR responded,"I can't imagine my Brother having sex with my girlfriend. I would have went ballistic like Jimmy did.

Axl responded,"We're all glad that James and Jimmy made up and realized Allison was NOT worth ending their Brothership over."

RR asked,"Speaking of Allison, how did it feel when she falsely accused James and Jimmy of raping her and tried to get them to pay her a combined $100 Million for a ridiculous lie she made up?"

Axl responded,"It hurt, but I knew Allison was lying and I got her to not only confess that she lied about the rape and got her to admit she just wanted revenge and money for James and Jimmy both dumping her."

Andy chimed in,"Axl's a really good Lawyer, Power Of Attorney, Manager, Mentor, and Brother.

Axl thanked Andy and he welcomed him.

RR said,"Andy, you, Billy, James, Jimmy and Mike put a lot of trust into Axl, someone you have only known for a couple of months. What made you guys trust Axl?

Andy responded,"Actually, me, James, Jimmy, Mike, and Billy thought Axl might be some kind of Scammer when he first approached us in the bar a couple of months ago claiming he was in the music business and wanted to make us stars. We trusted him when he revealed himself to be the guy that helped out Older Axl when Axl and Older Axl first met. We had no idea at the time that Axl had time traveled, we assumed he was a Music Scout or something who could song like Axl. At the time, we still thought he was Michael Randall Johnson..

Axl blushed and responded,"I don't blame James, Jimmy, Mike, Billy and Andy for thinking I might be some Scammer at first. I did show up to them out of nowhere in the bar wearing a full disguise claiming I was in the Music Business and wanted to make them successful. I'd probably be wary myself in their shoes. I revealed myself to get them to see that they could trust me. They did and the rest is History.

RR was like,"It's a really good story and what a wonderful History it is. You six make a really good team. Axl and Andy thanked him and he welcomed them.

Soon, the interview was coming to a close and RR said,"It was a pleasure to interview Axl Rose and Andy McCall from Cake Cream!"

Axl and Andy responded it was a pleasure to be interviewed by Rocking Rick and he thanked them and was welcomed.

RR said,"This is Rocking Rick ending the Axl Rose and Andy McCall from Cake Cream Interview! Over and out! Clear!" The interview was over. Andy, Rocking Rick and Axl all amicably chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and Axl Andy left and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and soon fell asleep.