River Jordan's Corner! :D

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August 2nd, 2023 at 11:36:13 AM permalink
Riverjordan
Member since: Mar 21, 2022
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Axl got up the next day and Axl immediately went to Andy's room to see if he was still there. He wouldn't put it past Andy to go on the run with his 30 Billion like he did when he won the Lottery the first time.


Axl breathed a sigh of relief that Andy was still there. Andy got up to see Axl looking at him. AWKWARD. Andy was like,"What the hell, Axl? Why were you watching me sleep?"

Axl stammered for an answer on why he appeared to be watching Andy sleep. This DID look bad on Axl's part.

Axl said,"I swear, I've only been looking at you for like 10 seconds! I was just about to go wake you up and see if you wanted to do anything special with the 30 Billion you won."

Andy said skeptically,"Sure you weren't checking on me to see if I absconded again like I did for the first Lottery Winnings?"

Axl responded,"No." He then quickly realized he just admitted he did just that. Axl quickly said,"I meant, no I wasn't checking on you to see if you absconded again like you did for the first Lottery Winnings." Axl smiled his weird looking smile again.

Andy said,"You are such a bad liar, Axl!"

Axl said exasperated,"Okay, I lied, but what do you expect me to think? I mean you absconded already, do you REALLY expect me to think you wouldn't do it again?"

Andy said,"This hurts real bad, Axl. This hurts that you'd think I'd go on the run again. Axl, please get out of my room."

Axl left. Axl was eating breakfast. Andy heard a ding on his phone and saw he got a message saying,"Zelle message. Andrew McCall sent you 5 billion. We are depositing this money into your Account." Axl soon checked his Bank Account and saw that he had an extra 5 Billion in his Account.

Axl got another message from Andy saying,"I sent you 5 Billion. I'm not going to run off again, Axl. "

Axl responded,"Thank you Andy."

Andy responded,"You're welcome Axl.

Andy Zelled Billy 5 Billion. He Zelled Mike 5 Billion. He Zelled James 5 Billion. He Zelled Jimmy 5 Billion. Each of them were grateful. Andy had given away 25 Billion combined! Andy REALLY had turned over a new leaf from the Andy who had stolen 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and went back on the run.

With Andy's 30 Billion win, Cake Cream were all worth about 32 Billion! They were the wealthiest band in the world again!

They watched the morning News and it was said that Cherry Sweets horse paid out 50 BILLION to ONE lucky Horse better before taxes after not winning in TEN YEARS!

People being interviewed wanted to know who the lucky horse better was. They "Joked," that this must be Drew Tyson who won again.

On Social Media Cherry Sweets was already trending on Google.

At the Gulfstream Park Casino, EVERYBODY was betting on Cherry Sweets to win. She was a Lucky Fluke flash in the pan that Andy won big money off of. She went back to her losing streak. Betters were disappointed, but pointed out it was a miracle she won at all, after not winning in TEN YEARS! She had her 15 minutes of fame which was already up.

Andy joked,"She'll win again in 10 years!" Andy laughed.

Billy, Axl, James, Jimmy and Mike all laughed too.

Axl looked at Andy deeply and once again pondered about Andy betting BIG money, 100 Million on a horse that hadn't won in TEN YEARS and miraculously won the race Andy chose her for. Huh and hmm.

Axl asked Andy to go to go to the unoccupied extra Suite so that they could talk in private. There were 6 bedrooms in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite , but Billy and Axl shared a bedroom, so there was an unoccupied extra bedroom. Andy obliged. He and Axl went to the extra bedroom and were alone.

Andy said,"Hey, Axl what's up?"

Axl responded,"You seem to be awfully lucky on gambling games. Like scarily lucky. First, you won the huge Powerball, then the huge Mega millions, and now you won 30 BILLION on the Cherry Sweets horse race, a horse that hadn't won in 10 years and quickly went back to her losing streak."

Andy asked,"Is that a BAD thing? I'm just lucky.

Axl said, "A little TOO lucky. Andy, it's just me and you. Are you into "Advantage," gambling?

Andy responded,"Do you think I'm cheating on these lucky gambling games?"

Axl said,"It's just that I'm concerned about how incredibly lucky you've been when it comes to Gambling.

Andy said,"I'm not cheating, I'm just incredibly lucky."

Axl said,"I'm your Lawyer, and if you're doing anything illegal to be winning these "Lucky," games, you should tell me. If you're found out to be doing illegal things to win these "lucky," games, I can defend and protect you. But I can't fully depend and protect you if you lie to me about how you're so "Lucky," at these games.

Andy had a look of panic and then quickly forced a smile. Axl caught the look of panic and said,"I saw the look of panic on your face, Andy. anything you want to tell me about?"

Andy looked at the ground. "You'll think I'm a Freak if I tell you."

So, are you cheating illegally to win these "Lucky games,"? Axl asked.

Andy said,"I'm not cheating, but I do play with an advantage."

Axl said,"Playing with a LEGAL advantage is good. Illegal cheating is bad. There's a fine line between the two of them. Care yo tell me the "Advantage," you play with?

Andy said,"It's a legal advantage, I promise."

Axl said, "Can you get into trouble if this "Legal Advantage," is found out?"

Andy said,"Yes."

Axl said,"If it's a LEGAL advantage, you shouldn't be in trouble if it's found out. Do you promise to God that it's a legal advantage?" Axl was skeptical and suspicious.

Andy's stomach turned into knots. He didn't know how to answer Axl.

Axl said,"If you can't promise to God that it's a legal advantage, that means it's an illegal cheating."

Andy had a look of turmoil on his face.

Axl said,"I see the turmoil on your face. Do you promise to God that it's a legal advantage?"

Andy said with a deep breath,"I promise to God that it's a legal advantage, but I'm scared to tell what the legal advantage is."

Are you following Patterns to win these "lucky games?" Because that would be a legal advantage that you can't get into trouble for."

Andy's face got even more turmoil. Axl said,"You look even MORE troubled. It can be just between us what the legal advantage is. We agreed to be more open with each other. Just tell me what the legal advantage is.

Andy took a deep breath and said,"Axl, I'm psychic and get visions of the winning numbers and got a vision of Cherry Sweets winning the horse race I chose her for. Please don't tell anyone besides you and Cake Cream."

Axl was like,"You want to demonstrate your psychic abilities? Andy said,"Sure. Let's go back to Gulfstream Park and I'll correctly predict the winning horses. Axl and Andy told Cake Cream they would be going out by themselves and Cake Cream were all fine with this. Andy and Axl got ready and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left and went back to Gulfstream Park Casino.

Andy said,"The next horse that will win is Rainy Day." Rainy Day won.

Andy said,"The next horse that will win is Charlie's Diamond. Charlie's Diamond won.

Andy said,"The next horse that will win is "I Love Racing. I Love Racing won."

Andy said,"The next horse that will win is Kat The Kat. Kat The Kat won.

The next horse that will win is The Stormy Thunder. The Stormy Thunder won.

Axl was beyond impressed. Andy correctly predicted each and every winning horse! Axl told him he was beyond impressed and Andy thanked him and he welcomed him. Andy said,"As a bonus, I predict that 838 will come up as a Pick 3 win Midday today. Lo and behold, 838 came up as the winner! Axl was like,"You really are a psychic!"

Andy said,"Yes, I am, please don't turn me in to the Paparazzi or anything like that."

Axl said,"I won't turn you in to the Paparazzi or anything like that." Andy smiled and thanked him and he welcomed him. They both smiled. They went to the movies and had a nice time and then went to the bar and had wings, fries, and Coke and rum, just laying back and chilling. They went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite a while later.
Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts.
October 31st, 2023 at 3:48:18 PM permalink
Riverjordan
Member since: Mar 21, 2022
Threads: 23
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I'll change the names to protect who these people really are, 😉A man named Dan said his grown Daughter, Kelly had a Fiance, Randy who robbed him. Randy broke into Dan's safe with some type of safe cracker tools and stole all his cash that was inside, like THOUSANDS of dollars. Dan said something like,"Only SEVEN people knew where that safe was and what was in it. Myself, Kelly, Randy, Timmy(Kelly's ex Husband, )my ex Wife/Kelly and John's Mother, Elizabeth, my Son, John, and my Current girlfriend, Cindy . So, I had six people who could have been the Robber.

People were blaming DAN for that when it was his grown daughter's fault. His grown daughter got engaged to someone who she knew had been in prison for Robbery before.

Randy said something to Dan like,"You're about to be my Father In Law. I wouldn't rob my soon to be future Father In Law. I'll even take a lie detector test if you really want me to prove I'm not the robber."

Dan was like,"I actually gave him the benefit of the doubt when he pointed that out as it made a lot of sense, but then he kept talking. He said,"If anything, I can break into Cindy's house and see if she has anything that proves that Cindy's the Robber."

Dan was like,"My Spidey senses and glaring red flag and red alarm and red alert went off all at the same time and I knew that Randy was the one who robbed me, because a completely innocent person wouldn't offer to break into ANYBODY'S home, especially in this situation."

Cindy looked up Randy's background and said something like,"Dan, Randy's been in jail before for Robbery. " Dan was even more alarmed and called Kelly and was like,"I know there's no way you would have known this, but Cindy did a background check on Randy and found out that Randy's been in jail for Robbery before." Kelly responded,"I already knew that Randy's been in jail for Robbery before, but he did his time and that's in the past. He loves me, Mom, you, and Tina and Brad(Kelly's young kids).

Dan was like,"WHAT? You knew that Randy had been in jail for Robbery in the past and you never told me anything about it? Cindy had to tell me about it?"

Kelly was like,"I didn't tell you about Randy's Robbery past because I knew you wouldn't give us your blessing to be engaged and married." Dan was like,"Of course I wouldn't want my Daughter getting married to someone with a Robbery criminal past."


When the Robbery happened, MOST people in Kelly's shoes with even a lick of common sense would have thought the Fiancee with a Robbery criminal past was the FIRST suspect in this case, not the LAST suspect. She even had the nerve to blame Cindy who was innocent of being the Robber! 😱

Kelly is a mother of two little kids and you'd think her instincts would have told her Randy was bad news and the most likely suspect, especially since he'd been in jail for Robbery in the past, but no. Randy didn't have that much common sense either. He went to a damn casino with the stolen money, in the same damn City, knowing that Dan is a gambler and spends a lot of time in Casinos.

Randy even took a picture of Dan's stolen money and a selfie of him holding Dan's stolen money and admitted to a friend on his phone that he actually ESCAPED from jail and if caught, he would face like three more years, so he wasn't even an EX convict, he was still an ACTIVE convict.

Randy then did ANOTHER COMPLETELY STUPID thing and left his phone that was unlocked at Elizabeth's house and Elizabeth understandably snooped in his phone and told Dan stuff like," Randy took a picture of large cash and took a selfie with large cash too. He also admitted he escaped from jail, so he's not even out on parole or finished his sentence, he's still an Active Convict.


Elizabeth sent Dan the incriminating evidence. Dan was concerned as Kelly and Randy went on the run with her young kids from her ex Husband. Dan soon got a message from Kelly saying,"Dad." Dan said Kelly just texting him,"Dad," was her codeword for,"I'm in trouble. Please help!" Dan was alarmed because Randy had also gone on the run with his young Grandchildren.

Dan said something like,"I was more concerned about saving my young Grandchildren than saving Kelly. Kelly is a grown woman who willingly chose to go on the run with Randy but my young Grandchildren were completely innocent in this whole mess and didn't deserve to be on the run with this Criminal and active Convict. I traced Kelly's phone and she and my young Grandchildren were in a hotel in a nearby town. I texted Kelly and Kelly told me that Randy confessed to having robbed me and Kelly was scared.

I asked a couple of my Acquaintances to go get Kelly and my young Grandchildren, and they did. Kelly and my young Grandchildren are now with me, safe and sound. Kelly broke up with her Randy and keeps crying and apologizing to me for her role in this.

Randy keeps calling her but she is ignoring all his calls. She's smart enough to not want to date someone who robbed her Father, and I'm proud of her for not dating him anymore. Completely forgiving her for her role in this whole mess(She really should have told me from the start about his Robbery criminal past and I wouldn't have ever showed him my safe, she shouldn't have blamed Cindy for the Robbery, she shouldn't have gone on the run with him and taken Tina and Brad with them) will be a long road , but at least she doesn't want him anymore after he robbed me, so that's a good start. Randy is still on the run."

That Dan story was a true thriller! Wow! 😁
Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts.
February 5th, 2024 at 8:54:25 AM permalink
Riverjordan
Member since: Mar 21, 2022
Threads: 23
Posts: 604
On another Website, I was named Kentry1802. An Imposter named himself Kentry-1802 and posted that he wanted to do completely disgusting things with children. 😱 Posters automatically assumed that I was the Imposter and wanted to find my address and send the Authorities to my house so that they could arrest me! 😱My enemy on the Website said something like,"Kentry is being Impostered. Kentry doesn't write completely disgusting things like that. And besides, Kentry's Imposter has a dash(-) in his name. The real Kentry doesn't have a dash(-) in his name. It's a REALLY good impersonation username wise, but this Imposter is not Kentry. I can't believe that I'm Kentry's enemy on the board and am standing up for him, but it had to be said." The other Posters saw the light after my Enemy pointed all of this out and they cussed out my Imposter, reported the disgusting posts, and ran him off the Website. His Imposter Account was soon deleted. 😀
Alec Baldwin's gun should have been CGI. Would have prevented the tragedy. Facts.
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