Gift for accutuary?

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October 9th, 2013 at 8:48:42 PM permalink
rxwine
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Here

I didn't want to spoil it, so adding no description.

It's probably a terrible gift, but I thought it was kind of funny.

Actually, now that I think about it, it's probably a great gift for someone you really don't like. You send anonymously of course and let them figure out the meaning.
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
October 10th, 2013 at 12:29:15 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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Actuary.
October 10th, 2013 at 7:15:25 AM permalink
Nareed
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Is this broken clock at least right twice a day? :)

I'm reminded of too many SF references to list any, but look up the Futurama ep where the garbage asteroid nearly collides with Earth. It's hilarious ("I award you the lowest grade possible: A minus minus!")

Lastly, post this in the WoV site and ask that the EV is regarding a life insurance policy.
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October 10th, 2013 at 7:52:28 AM permalink
Wizard
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No need to buy that watch, my life expectancy calculator will tell you when you're going to go for free. For example, I've got 30.49 years left.
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October 10th, 2013 at 8:56:15 AM permalink
odiousgambit
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Quote: Wizard
No need to buy that watch, my life expectancy calculator will tell you when you're going to go for free. For example, I've got 30.49 years left.


Why are we hearing so much about how long everybody is going to live, you know, how you might as well figure you'll make it to 90+ ?

As for myself, I weight too much to expect to beat the odds.
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October 10th, 2013 at 9:11:12 AM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: Fleastiff
Actuary.


Gah. I messed that up.
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
October 10th, 2013 at 10:54:45 AM permalink
Pacomartin
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Quote: Wizard
No need to buy that watch, my life expectancy calculator will tell you when you're going to go for free. For example, I've got 30.49 years left.

The admiral of our center spent $40K on a giant countdown clock to the year 2000 to put on the roof. Everytime you look at it you wonder why he didn't think people couldn't count the days until the end of the year.
October 10th, 2013 at 11:31:10 AM permalink
Wizard
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Quote: Pacomartin
The admiral of our center spent $40K on a giant countdown clock to the year 2000 to put on the roof. Everytime you look at it you wonder why he didn't think people couldn't count the days until the end of the year.


What do they use it for now?
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October 10th, 2013 at 12:16:31 PM permalink
Fleastiff
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Quote: Pacomartin
Quote: Wizard
No need to buy that watch, my life expectancy calculator will tell you when you're going to go for free. For example, I've got 30.49 years left.

The admiral of our center spent $40K on a giant countdown clock to the year 2000 to put on the roof. Everytime you look at it you wonder why he didn't think people couldn't count the days until the end of the year.
I would imagine everyone had a desk calendar with the Days Gone and Days To Go in fine red ink at the bottom of each page. Its a standard business item.
October 11th, 2013 at 6:58:34 AM permalink
Pacomartin
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Quote: Wizard
What do they use it for now?

They took it down. Presumably they can use it for a Space Vehicle launch or a festival.

I have no objection to a countdown clock, but counting down to the year 2000 is just a giant advertisement about how the government is pissing away your money.
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