Crime Thread
| June 20th, 2025 at 7:51:38 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 213 Posts: 22490 | I don't go to a bank to get a visible stack of money but one of these guys may have been watching for a customer to withdraw a lot of cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN-7FDUa2Gc Appropriately, her dog was named Rambo. Trump is not a genius; you're just dumb. |
| June 22nd, 2025 at 12:39:02 PM permalink | |
| DRich Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 57 Posts: 5890 |
My mother has a dog named Rambo.. At my age a Life In Prison sentence is not much of a deterrent. |
| July 7th, 2025 at 9:47:29 AM permalink | |
| odiousgambit Member since: Oct 28, 2012 Threads: 164 Posts: 6232 | Found guilty
I'm Still Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [it's an old guy chant for me] |
| July 7th, 2025 at 11:49:13 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 213 Posts: 22490 |
The Lincoln quip comes to mine. Other than that, how was the beef Wellington? Trump is not a genius; you're just dumb. |
| July 7th, 2025 at 12:26:02 PM permalink | |
| missedhervee Member since: Apr 23, 2021 Threads: 150 Posts: 5025 | I just read about this fiasco...the cook erred in not eating some of the spiked food herself; were I the murderess I'd have eaten just enough for it to sicken but not harm me, so that when the investigation began I could then better feign innocence. She should have said she bought them not at a store but at a stand / farmer's market and had no idea that they were deadly. At least then it would be worth trying to a jury, but given these facts she'll plead guilty to avoid the certain conviction and harsher penalty after trial. |
| July 10th, 2025 at 6:21:36 AM permalink | |
| GenoDRPh Member since: Aug 24, 2023 Threads: 4 Posts: 2496 |
They would've tracked down the supposed farmer's market and queried all the vendors. She's a friggin' moron. And now she's a murdering moron. |
| July 10th, 2025 at 10:57:47 AM permalink | |
| missedhervee Member since: Apr 23, 2021 Threads: 150 Posts: 5025 |
Yes, they would but unlike the current set of facts there would be at least a tad of wiggle room for her attorney to try to plant the seed of reasonable doubt. Her attorney would argue that the seller must have deliberately or somehow inadvertently sold her the poisoned mushrooms; probably a losing argument but enough to send it to the jury on a wing and a prayer. |
| July 10th, 2025 at 11:15:44 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 213 Posts: 22490 |
Her best plan would be to show up at the hospital emergency room, and eat a small amount of the death caps before going in and telling them she had eaten the dinner also. It would be important to know how long she could reasonably wait and still have a good chance of surviving. She likely would have survived and more likely gotten away with it. Well, maybe not the best plan, because that would involve not eating any. Trump is not a genius; you're just dumb. |
| July 10th, 2025 at 11:19:33 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 213 Posts: 22490 | If my Ai result is right, you’ve got pretty good chances
Trump is not a genius; you're just dumb. |
| July 10th, 2025 at 11:27:31 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 213 Posts: 22490 | A good surgeon could implant a knife in his own body painlessly at home, kill his spouse and claim self-defense. Probably already happened. Trump is not a genius; you're just dumb. |

