Cooking thread

I'm learning!!

I found that spigot which looked like all one piece came apart easily when I used a pair of pliers.

Stew it? In a microwave???? If I use that brand new crock pot I will have to wash it from time to time; ain't worth it.

I don't need no flavors... just vinegar will do fine.

Quote: Fleastiff

I'm learning!!

I found that spigot which looked like all one piece came apart easily when I used a pair of pliers.

Stew it? In a microwave???? If I use that brand new crock pot I will have to wash it from time to time; ain't worth it.

I don't need no flavors... just vinegar will do fine.

You must be a very thin person.

Quote: pew

You must be a very thin person.

309 last year; 285 on my last visit to the Quack. I think I was 14 when some passing girls yelled at me "When's it due, Four Eyes?".

Quote: Fleastiff

309 last year; 285 on my last visit to the Quack. I think I was 14 when some passing girls yelled at me "When's it due, Four Eyes?".

All on a diet of stew meat and vinegar, amazing!

Quote: pew

All on a diet of stew meat and vinegar, amazing!

Oh, no,,, not at all. Stew meat is a recent consideration due to lack of finances. When I had a stove top range I would eat eggs or spaghetti but without a rangetop I have only my microwave which makes very glue-like spaghetti and sure doesn't do eggs too well at all, since they explode and scatter egg debris all over the inside of the microwave requiring an annual cleaning.

I'm currently on a diet of those milk shake thingies you get from a drug store, tastes of chalk and has 100 calories.

Plus I may be getting one of those expensive Chocolate Shooters that are for snorting chocolate as if it were cocaine.

Quote: Fleastiff

Oh, no,,, not at all. Stew meat is a recent consideration due to lack of finances. When I had a stove top range I would eat eggs or spaghetti but without a rangetop I have only my microwave which makes very glue-like spaghetti and sure doesn't do eggs too well at all, since they explode and scatter egg debris all over the inside of the microwave requiring an annual cleaning.

I'm currently on a diet of those milk shake thingies you get from a drug store, tastes of chalk and has 100 calories.

Plus I may be getting one of those expensive Chocolate Shooters that are for snorting chocolate as if it were cocaine.

You crack me up. I like a good laugh with my morning iced coffee.

Quote: pew

You crack me up. I like a good laugh with my morning iced coffee.

Why you laughing at me???? I like hot coffee in the morning as sort of a way to 'jumpstart the battery' but prefer a more subtle beverage in the afternoon, green or white tea. Those Cafe Lattes sold in grocery stores are good if served cold in the mornings. Doesn't wake you up though. I gots one of dem coffee makers but if I use it things don't go too well. You may recall my comments about Old Sock Coffee and Boiled Roach Coffee. Household hint: During the annual cleaning of the microwave, pour the used vinegar into the coffee maker to fight the accumulated mold.

Okay, Okay.... I'll fess up. That comment about a Chocolate Shooter was a joke.... they are far, far too expensive for me to ever get one. Not only is it very high grade Belgian chocolate but its an expensive device, though someone in Thailand is trying to manufacture a knock-off device.

Hot coffee in winter cold coffee in summer. Spring and fall is a free for all.

Yeah, free coffee is good.

I took another crack at humus. Definitely using a better tool helped, but I still need a large food processor. Also in order to make it liquidy enough, it takes a lot of olive oil. I couldn't bring myself to add that much, so I ended up with something like chickpea butter.