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| September 9th, 2022 at 8:00:15 AM permalink | |
| quadriga Member since: Mar 30, 2019 Threads: 0 Posts: 114 | Queen Elizabeth II may have made it to 96 before dying. Somehow, Trump made it over 100 before the seizure. |
| September 27th, 2022 at 12:23:13 PM permalink | |
| quadriga Member since: Mar 30, 2019 Threads: 0 Posts: 114 | "..As he got closer he saw it was a Hispanic male, but what could he do? He had Trump in the passenger seat, how could he possibly run the guy over? "The hell with it, I'll just close my eyes and hope for the best" he thought, then closed his eyes and ... "thump." Opening his eyes he asked "Did I get him?" "No, you would have missed him, but I got him with the door" bragged Trump. " ---missedhervee Would Trump do such a thing? The only person Trump will ever make happy is the Mexican digging his grave. *Took the joke from Nikki Glaser who remade it off the internet. |
| October 17th, 2022 at 10:33:11 PM permalink | |
| quadriga Member since: Mar 30, 2019 Threads: 0 Posts: 114 | Trump is at the center of several criminal investigations and civil lawsuits In a related vein, abortion may be legal again if Democrats tell Republicans that Trump is being investigated by fetuses. |
| January 1st, 2023 at 7:42:51 AM permalink | |
| quadriga Member since: Mar 30, 2019 Threads: 0 Posts: 114 | Trump is a patriot. He often mentions that he was at 911. But he's now down to a cool 350 pounds. |
| January 20th, 2023 at 6:08:17 AM permalink | |
| quadriga Member since: Mar 30, 2019 Threads: 0 Posts: 114 | The only difference between Brazil nuts and Trump nuts is that Brazil nuts are Picked Up within 48 hours. |
| January 20th, 2023 at 6:42:32 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18762 |
Some people pave the way for others or break the glass ceiling. I think Trump has broken the iron bars. Between Santos and this guy Pena, now every crook and conman think they can be a Republican politician. You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
| January 31st, 2023 at 9:50:09 AM permalink | |
| missedhervee Member since: Apr 23, 2021 Threads: 96 Posts: 3103 | MGT cornered Trump at the latest Mar-a-Lago soiree, and said "Mr. Trump, I owe you my political life; I worship the ground you walk on. I want to give you a blow job." Trump frowned and said "What's in it for me?" |
| March 8th, 2023 at 7:19:25 AM permalink | |
| quadriga Member since: Mar 30, 2019 Threads: 0 Posts: 114 |
"Mr. Trump, I know you couldn't go there on January 6. We get to look like The Capitol on Jan 6. " "Angry white men come inside me quickly," MGT explained. |