Reopening fiasco?

July 12th, 2021 at 8:25:44 AM permalink
Mission146
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Seriously, who would lie about being a divorce lawyer? That would be like me claiming to be an IRS agent in the hopes of gaining friends.
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen..let us give them all they want." William T. Sherman
July 12th, 2021 at 6:08:54 PM permalink
SOOPOO
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Seriously, who would lie about being a divorce lawyer? That would be like me claiming to be an IRS agent in the hopes of gaining friends.


The real SooPoo was a divorce lawyer.
July 12th, 2021 at 6:53:13 PM permalink
missedhervee
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Seriously, who would lie about being a divorce lawyer?


Someone who isn't a divorce lawyer.
July 12th, 2021 at 6:57:30 PM permalink
Mission146
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Someone who isn't a divorce lawyer.


Okay, you got me. That was really funny. Legit LOL.
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen..let us give them all they want." William T. Sherman
July 12th, 2021 at 7:33:42 PM permalink
JimRockford
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Seriously, who would lie about being a divorce lawyer? That would be like me claiming to be an IRS agent in the hopes of gaining friends.

Remember that scene on the bridge in The Untouchables?

Malone: Now, what do you think you're doing? You want to throw garbage? Throw it in the goddamn trash basket.

Ness: Don't you have more important things to do?
Malone: Yeah. But I'm not doing them right now. Do we understand each other? [taps Ness' chest with billy club, hits metal] Okay, pal, why the Mohaska? Why are you packin' the gun?

Ness: I'm a Treasury Officer.

Malone: All right. Just remember what we talked about now.

Malone starts to amble away.

Ness: Hey... Wait a minute!
Malone stops, turns. Ness advances on him.

Ness: What the hell kind of police do you have in this goddamn city? You just turned your back on an armed man.

Malone: You're a Treasury officer.

Ness: I just told you I was.

Malone: Who would claim to be that, who was not?
The mind hungers for that on which it feeds.
July 12th, 2021 at 7:37:34 PM permalink
missedhervee
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Time to clear the air.

I keep a book of casino sourced matches in the bathroom.

After pinching an odiferous loaf I light a match, then quickly snuff it and POOF, the stench of my bodily excretion is gone.

It's magic, and cheaper than air freshener.
July 12th, 2021 at 7:38:40 PM permalink
Mission146
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Ha! Funny sounding scene, but I’ve never seen the movie.
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen..let us give them all they want." William T. Sherman
July 12th, 2021 at 7:50:14 PM permalink
JimRockford
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Ha! Funny sounding scene, but I’ve never seen the movie.

Malone is played by Sean Connery. It’s funnier with the Irish accent
The mind hungers for that on which it feeds.
July 12th, 2021 at 8:36:19 PM permalink
terapined
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Malone is played by Sean Connery. It’s funnier with the Irish accent

I liked him but
Was he a real historical character?
I think not
Although I liked the movie
They played very fast and loose with the facts
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World"
July 16th, 2021 at 7:17:46 AM permalink
Pacomartin
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I liked him but
Was he a real historical character?


No.