Random Thought of the Day

November 22nd, 2015 at 10:30:08 AM permalink
rxwine
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Quote: Nareed
I had a really weird dream.

To begin with, I was arriving at an airport and I saw my flight take off. The man driving me (and I've no idea who he was) tells me "Don't worry, you can still get on."

Next I rush to a gate and find I don't have my boarding pass or passport with me. I hand the gate agent something like a SIM chip. She looks at it and says "Thank you. Have a nice flight." I tell her I don't have my passport and she says "Do you have any other ID."

"Sure," I reply.

"Then use that," she tells me, "but you'll need your passport for the return flight."

I say, "That's ok. I can have it sent up."

"Good. But hurry or you won't be able to catch your flight."

WTF??


All those people were probably part of a friendly UFO contingent. UFO Uber.
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
November 22nd, 2015 at 10:27:29 PM permalink
Fleastiff
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Quote: petroglyph
The French are our allies .
Nope. Long time business espionage.
November 23rd, 2015 at 3:29:48 AM permalink
odiousgambit
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Lately I've noticed coffee has changed. It noticeably takes more to make a pot or it will be too weak. Anymore I grind some dark italian roast and keep it handy for a booster. Just saying.
I'm Still Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [it's an old guy chant for me]
November 23rd, 2015 at 5:30:17 AM permalink
Fleastiff
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Yeah, that the trouble with this darned Keurig stuff... no way to get used coffee grounds anymore.
November 23rd, 2015 at 1:19:26 PM permalink
Nareed
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Sometimes maturity means not answering someone in the manner their question deserves.
Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER
November 23rd, 2015 at 7:25:49 PM permalink
rxwine
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My spam folder is getting really weird e-mail.

Skype + Notifier Delayed E-mails Manhood.

Google + Notifier Delayed Messages Encapsulation

Automation Youtube Team Caution Deferred Messages Africanized
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
November 23rd, 2015 at 7:50:35 PM permalink
Nareed
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I scooped the names for the next two Star Wars sequels:



Episode VIII: The Force Hits The Snooze Button



Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER
November 24th, 2015 at 10:53:53 PM permalink
rxwine
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Would you consider your self lucky or unlucky if you hit the lotto for 50 million on your ticket.

Then you find out there are 50 other winning tickets with the same number.
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really?
November 26th, 2015 at 5:59:37 AM permalink
Nareed
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Thanksgiving is the day Americans set aside their differences and join together to root against the Cowboys.
Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER
November 30th, 2015 at 7:05:58 AM permalink
Nareed
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Now can we speculate on whether Carolina will have a perfect season?
Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER