Trump jokes

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July 5th, 2017 at 8:15:15 AM permalink
Nareed
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One fine day in Washington, Sean Spicer stops by the Lincoln Memorial on his way to work.

Lincoln's statue suddenly moves his head slightly and says "Sean, bring me a horse."

"What the hell!" Sean says in astonishment.

"Bring me a horse," Lincoln repeats.

Sean runs full speed to the White House and manages to convince his boss a miracle has happened, and he needs to rush with him to the Lincoln Memorial. When they get there, Sean tells Lincoln, "Mr. president, have you met Mr. Trump?"

The statue just sits there saying nothing.

"Can you repeat to him what you told me a few minutes ago, please?"

The statue just sits there saying nothing.

Trump gets angry. "You're fired, Sean!" he says and stalks out.

"Why don't you say anything?" Sean demands of Lincoln once they're alone.

"I asked you for a horse, Sean, and you brought me an ass."
If Trump where half as smart as he thinks he is, he'd be twice as smart as he really is.
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