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| October 25th, 2017 at 2:31:15 PM permalink | |
| terapined Member since: Aug 6, 2014 Threads: 73 Posts: 11791 | All somebody has to do is say Trump My 1st thought What a Joke :-) Sometimes we live no particular way but our own - Grateful Dead "Eyes of the World" |
| February 20th, 2018 at 7:42:00 AM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Trump goes to the doctor complaining of a strong pain in the abdomen. The doctor first shines a light at his eyes and comments "pupils equal and reactive." Trump says "Great! I'm not sick!! I'm the healthiest man who's ever lived!" "Settle down, Mr Trump," says the doctor. "I'm not done with the diagnosis. I've barely begun." "FAKE NEWS!! You found no evidence of disease! Admit it!! Did you know I won the greatest electoral college victory of all time!! you're trying to bring me down!! Who did you vote fur, HUH!!! Tell me!!" And Trump storms out. Two days later he dies of a burst appendix and the world becomes a little better. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| February 20th, 2018 at 9:40:15 AM permalink | |
| beachbumbabs Member since: Sep 3, 2013 Threads: 6 Posts: 1600 |
Boy, you really dialed in on it there, Nareed. Perfect. Never doubt a small group of concerned citizens can change the world; it's the only thing ever has |
| March 6th, 2018 at 10:53:59 PM permalink | |
| miplet Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 8 Posts: 975 | Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Trump. But I guess it’s not fair to compare apples and oranges. Although that isn’t fair to say, since any other corpse would be too. "...remind me of clue: Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the candlestick."- Derek Morgan |
| March 12th, 2018 at 5:45:24 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | A riddle: What's more incompetent than Donald Trump? The poor have it. The rich need it. If you eat it, you die. Answer: spoiler space more spoiler space still more spoiler space Nothing. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| March 21st, 2018 at 10:55:00 AM permalink | |
| rxwine Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 189 Posts: 18762 | Q&A
You believe in an invisible god, and dismiss people who say they are trans? Really? |
| March 21st, 2018 at 11:04:16 AM permalink | |
| beachbumbabs Member since: Sep 3, 2013 Threads: 6 Posts: 1600 | My mother is really enjoying these. Some of them.are quite good, and original at least to us. Please keep them coming. Never doubt a small group of concerned citizens can change the world; it's the only thing ever has |
| March 22nd, 2018 at 2:34:55 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Scene right before Trump's latest lawyer quit: Trump: So what's your advice? Lawyer: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Trump: Oh, yeah? Takes one to know one, m*******r! (Shamelessly stolen from "The Simpsons") Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| March 28th, 2018 at 7:31:00 PM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | Q: What's Donald Trump's religious affiliation? A: Porn Again Christian. Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |
| March 29th, 2018 at 8:05:14 AM permalink | |
| Nareed Member since: Oct 24, 2012 Threads: 346 Posts: 12545 | A crook, a bully, and a moron walk into a bar. The bartender says "Mr. Trump, what will it be today?" Donald Trump is a one-term LOSER |