Random Thought of the Day

Quote: missedhervee

They had to pander to their conservative audience those days.

My, how things have changed.

Today Andy wouldn't be a widower, he'd have never married, and only wound up with the brat after the unwanted child's junkie mama OD'd on fentanyl.

I just had a disturbing thought for an alternate show where Andy is a gerontophile and why Aunt Bee is smiling.

Quote: missedhervee

They had to pander to their conservative audience those days.

My, how things have changed.

Today Andy wouldn't be a widower, he'd have never married, and only wound up with the brat after the unwanted child's junkie mama OD'd on fentanyl.

Nah he would be trans.

I don't know really how this social media works? I'm assuming if I knew "Instagram" maybe that's what I'd be after?

I think there should be an easy list on the web to search for "Deadbeat dads" who won't or don't, pay their child support, like there is a list in everyone's neighborhood about child pedo's.

I've even contemplated hiring a billboard with "dads" that are behind 5 or 6 figures while someone else is trying to feed some hungry kids. Let it be known who you are about to go out on dates with, don't just believe the story he's telling ya.

Quote: petroglyph

I don't know really how this social media works? I'm assuming if I knew "Instagram" maybe that's what I'd be after?

I think there should be an easy list on the web to search for "Deadbeat dads" who won't or don't, pay their child support, like there is a list in everyone's neighborhood about child pedo's.

I've even contemplated hiring a billboard with "dads" that are behind 5 or 6 figures while someone else is trying to feed some hungry kids. Let it be known who you are about to go out on dates with, don't just believe the story he's telling ya.

This reminded me that I wanted to contact an old friend. His name turned up on the Florida's unclaimed money site for 15k. Of course, he might be dead.

He's not a deadbeat dad though. (as far as I know)

I don't eat much so it is shocking to see how much 5 teenagers can put away. It's a joyful thing to watch when you know for sure that they are happy to be getting fed, and the smiles on their faces are real as they eye one another. I've always enjoyed watching them putting it away. But it is a sad site when the food is supposed to come and doesn't, month after month.

Italians get it done. Broke the record for changing a tire on a moving car

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/07/22/italy-Guinness-World-Records-changing-tire-moving-car/6191658505932/

Pshaw.

Now THIS is a fast tire change...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmqtsU_5_Lg

About as fast as sex.

Very neat! https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/

Rescue rabbit is a Flemish giant. Was being kept in a cage too small.