The Gay Thread

Quote: Evenbob

So you like putting your mouth right where someone else uses the bathroom. Frankly, I find it disgusting. Must be your high level of education that makes you enjoy it. Lord knows the lower classes, High School dropouts, have never even heard of oral sex. Snicker

Some people even like putting their mouths there while someone is using the bathroom. Not me, though.

Quote: ams288

If I were a straight man, I wouldn’t go around bragging about being afraid to eat p*ssy.

Why not. Ever see The Sopranos episode about it? That's how most of the population felt at one time, before people got 'educated.' I engaged in it in my twenties and thirties and never really liked it. In my forties I said enough already, this is disgusting.

Quote: ams288

If I were a straight man, I wouldn’t go around bragging about being afraid to eat p*ssy.

EB has a little dog.

Never licked him in the face. Not even once.

It was in the 80s when I started reading women's magazines I learned the truth. Survey after survey of women and it turns out I in 20 admits to liking giving oral sex the others say they either don't like it or could take it or leave it. They all say they only do it because the guy expects it or asks for it. I never liked getting it, I felt sorry for the woman because it's so disgusting. I started asking different women I knew and they said the same thing the magazine's said, it was not their favorite thing. I know I've heard enough men say that once they got married oral sex stopped entirely. What the girlfriend would do the wife would not.

Quote: Evenbob

I know I've heard enough men say that once they got married oral sex stopped entirely. What the girlfriend would do the wife would not.

Well then, do to your wife what you do to your dog: hello, shock collar.

"Oh honey ... you gotta huff, you gotta puff ... or else."

Quote: Evenbob

It was in the 80s when I started reading women's magazines I learned the truth. Survey after survey of women and it turns out I in 20 admits to liking giving oral sex the others say they either don't like it or could take it or leave it. They all say they only do it because the guy expects it or asks for it. I never liked getting it, I felt sorry for the woman because it's so disgusting. I started asking different women I knew and they said the same thing the magazine's said, it was not their favorite thing. I know I've heard enough men say that once they got married oral sex stopped entirely. What the girlfriend would do the wife would not.

+1 for us gays then. Most like to give it; all love to receive it.

Quote: ams288

+1 for us gays then. Most like to give it; all love to receive it.

Like there are a lot of alternatives, each one more disgusting than the last. And the Gay guys I knew in California absolutely lived for giving it, getting it was nowhere near the priority of giving it. Especially if it was some new young guy.

Quote: Evenbob

Like there are a lot of alternatives

Ho ho, you're just gonna love felching.

Quote: missedhervee

Ho ho, you're just gonna love felching.

Something even a lot of Gay men are disgusted by.

Quote: Evenbob

Something even a lot of Gay men are disgusted by.

Yup. That is nasty.